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Goodbye Daddy
by aussiegirl » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:42 pm
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
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The Story Of Adam & Eve's Pets
by Dot » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:37 pm
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with
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Last post by Dot Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:37 pm
KiWi fun...
by BruceS » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:12 pm
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
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Last post by BruceS Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:12 pm
It Is Never Too Late
by Dot » Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:27 pm
Defence Attorney:
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Last post by Dot Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:27 pm
R U KATHLIK?
by Dot » Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:35 pm
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THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
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not bad is it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Helen Grose Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:26 pm
The Really Bad Joke Thread
by T1 Terry » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:15 am
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Ever heard a joke that was just so bad it was funny? This is the thread for those special ones ;)
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Ha Ha!
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Last post by SteveW Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:49 pm
Now here's a handy app for the I Pad
by T1 Terry » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:03 am
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at last, a truely useful app for an I Pad. It's all in German but you get the idea of what is going on, the daughter has bought her dad an I Pad for...
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I'll bet this couple make waffles with theirs!
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Last post by generdawg Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:40 am
...another will ...
by BruceS » Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:12 pm
A dying granny tells her granddaughter, I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and...
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Last post by BruceS Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:12 pm
Living Will
by Wilbor » Sat Mar 09, 2013 5:52 pm
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Kids, who'd have em?
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Bloody brilliant, sent it to my kids and a few other people, the best laugh for a while. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by TigerMK1 Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:01 pm
Kia Ora you fullahs (and gidday dingos)
by Craig » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:33 pm
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Three Australians and three Maoris are travelling by train to a Rugby match at the World Cup in England .
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Baaaaaa Baaaaa!
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Last post by BruceS Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:57 am
Message from the Taliban.
by Chuck » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:36 pm
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This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan.
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Gee are they threatening to recall them back to base and taking their families with them :lol: :lol:
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Last post by homeless Thu Mar 07, 2013 10:03 pm
Who Is Their Proofreader???
by Dot » Tue Mar 05, 2013 5:13 pm
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Have you seen the front page of their magazine ?? Spelling of Boarders V Borders :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Just another reason to laugh at the...
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Never mind Brad cause out of the ruins came US.. :D :D and we are happy little vegemites all day long.. :D
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Last post by Dot Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:50 pm
50/50
by Dot » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:16 am
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percentages.jpg
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Being single has lots of advantages And lots of disadvantages as well..
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:18 pm
Teaching Maths (in UK)
by Greynomad » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:17 am
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1. Teaching Maths In 1970
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Aren't you glad you are here and not there ...
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Last post by generdawg Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:08 pm
Catholic Horses
by Greynomad » Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:15 am
A punter was at the horse races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 05, 2013 1:15 am
the Horth Whithperer
by norman » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:09 pm
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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
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yes i laughed very good :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Helen Grose Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:29 pm
Crow Mortality
by Dot » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:32 pm
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Mortality Rate Study
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So Graham Kennedy said.....And got banned for :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:48 pm
Fishing trip
by Dot » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:34 pm
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
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Last post by Dot Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:34 pm
Qantarse gripe sheets
by Dot » Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:14 pm
I understand that after every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft....
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:14 pm
Sunday's Joke
by Dot » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:30 pm
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:30 pm
Miss Beatrice, the Church Organist
by Dot » Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:26 pm
Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:26 pm
A Few Quick Ones
by Dot » Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:01 pm
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa....
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:01 pm
World Phone Survey
by Wilbor » Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:24 pm
WORLD PHONE SURVEY
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Last post by Wilbor Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:24 pm
Male's word is ?Law??
by Dot » Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:52 am
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE Man of Your House.
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:52 am
Personapause
by Dot » Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:23 pm
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personapause.jpg
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No peeking, observation of ones self :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:40 pm
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