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Milk
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:21 pm
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable....
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:21 pm
The Zip
by Dot » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:18 pm
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:18 pm
Not Funny
by BobnBev » Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:14 am
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Two cannibals were eating a clown,
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A family of cannibals were sitting around the pot eating, when the child cannibal says, Mummy , I hate granmas guts, :!: Mummy says, that's alright...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:45 pm
Interesting facts...
by Chuck » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:01 pm
... ABOUT SEX:
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Last post by Chuck Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:01 pm
Reminiscing...
by Chuck » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:53 pm
On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on.
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Last post by Chuck Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:53 pm
Confessional
by Dot » Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:18 pm
Forgive me father, but I have had an obsession about stealing wood from the timber mill where I work. I have suffered with this problem for years,...
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:18 pm
The Teeth!!
by Chuck » Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:10 pm
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, fries and a drink.
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Last post by Chuck Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:10 pm
Lesbian JOKE
by Dot » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:55 pm
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Are you a practising Lesbian?
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Those 2 jokes were sent to me by a friends friend ;) Yu got to laugh at yourself no matter what ?? you pref ?? :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:08 pm
Geographical Colonoscopy...
by Chuck » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:20 pm
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A slightly different account of 'that ' procedure...
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Ask for a second opinion :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:43 pm
Timely Warning!!
by Chuck » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:14 pm
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I walked into 'Dunning's' hardware at lunchtime, wandered down the timber aisle and some old guy dressed in a red shirt with a green apron on asked...
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Good save there Chuckie :roll:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:27 pm
Aussie Blokes...
by Chuck » Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:32 pm
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
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Last post by Chuck Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:32 pm
The American Teacher in England
by Chuck » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:38 am
She notices a boy in the field, standing on his own while all the other kids are running around with a ball & having fun.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:38 am
STAY!!!
by Chuck » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:32 am
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador pup had fresh air.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:32 am
The Nurse...
by Chuck » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:28 am
A motorcycle policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:28 am
The Engineer & the Pharmacist
by Chuck » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:55 am
A Taranaki loco engineer walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male Pharmacist.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:55 am
A little known fact...
by Chuck » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:33 pm
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The first testicular guard (Box) was used in cricket in 1874.
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Maybe if you had of worn a helmet you wouldn't of had 4 kids ;) ;)
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 25, 2013 12:18 am
The Oirish - politically incorrect!
by Chuck » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:38 pm
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Tall building on fire with people trapped in it,
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:59 pm
The Union Way.
by Chuck » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:24 pm
A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Kalgoorlie, WA, and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he...
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:24 pm
A Question of Pride
by Chuck » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:16 pm
Helen Clarke, ex Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:16 pm
The Old Cowboy.
by Chuck » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:10 pm
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee... as he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:10 pm
A Few For You
by Dot » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:56 pm
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A distraught senior citizen
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by possum52 Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:16 pm
2 Old Guys
by Dot » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:26 pm
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:26 pm
I play bowls
by possum52 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:22 pm
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Eileen and her husband Vic. went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:29 pm
Do you drink?
by Chuck » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:28 pm
Lady : Do you drink?
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Last post by Chuck Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:28 pm
Irish Mirror
by BobnBev » Sun Jan 20, 2013 8:57 am
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After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life,
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:lol: :lol: too true, the face in the mirror is nothing like the one we see from the inside is it ;)
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jan 20, 2013 9:03 am
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