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A Kiwi Farmer
by Dot » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:10 pm
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A Kiwi farmer was counting his sheep,
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Either that grass is soggy or the sheep let the tyres down to give them time to escape :lol:
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Last post by ALAN 41 Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:28 pm
The Irish Christening
by norman » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:14 am
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
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Last post by norman Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:14 am
Words
by Dot » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:51 pm
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When chemists die, they barium.
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Disappointment, I am... :(
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:20 am
Senior Moments - the video.
by Chuck » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:14 pm
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Seen it before, some may not have, well worth watching.
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Seen it before, some may not have, well worth watching.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:54 pm
The place for Blonde Jokes
by T1 Terry » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:39 am
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I realised we don't have blonde joke collection I thought i should start one.
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My brothers blond girlfriend got upset one day when all the blonde jokes started flying around, she stood up and announced not all dumbs are blond...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:14 pm
Perfect woman
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:14 am
One day a bloke decides to retire........
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:14 am
Dorothy Dix
by Jim » Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:56 pm
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Dear Dorothy Dix,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha. that's good
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Last post by madiesmum Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:38 pm
Redneck Murder
by Craig » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:13 pm
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:32 pm
The Coat...
by norman » Wed Jan 16, 2013 6:09 am
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Have a look at this .....Amazing....
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:o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:52 am
Brian's the man
by T1 Terry » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:59 pm
Another Casino john classic
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:59 pm
Bloke walks into a pub...
by Chuck » Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:03 pm
... with a loaded revolver and yells out...
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:03 pm
The booze bus.
by ALAN 41 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:27 pm
One from Frank ( Frank and Brenda) from another forum.
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Last post by ALAN 41 Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:27 pm
Jewish business strategy
by ALAN 41 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:09 pm
After a lot of thought I decided to get a pergola built so I got three quotes for the job.
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Last post by ALAN 41 Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:09 pm
A Day At The Races (Adult)
by Dot » Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:39 pm
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A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at a London casino when he met up with a striking but quite short and slim young woman. They got on...
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Agreed Terry, I've never seen a 'punch line' coming... :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:12 pm
Passwords...
by Chuck » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:42 pm
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I'm always forgetting my password/s on the computer...
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You would be surprised the number of Businesses I used to go to with my work and they had a secret password of password
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Last post by homeless Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:57 pm
Grocery trip
by Dot » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:41 pm
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, Strip down, facing me.
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:41 pm
Will the dollar fall or not?
by Dot » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:39 pm
The Question of the Day is...... Will the Dollar fall or not?
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:39 pm
Possibly a new species...
by norman » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:30 pm
They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic...
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Last post by norman Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:30 pm
Wife gets even ( adults only just incase)
by Dot » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:08 pm
A man is walking behind his wife and says,
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Last post by Dot Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:08 pm
Older drivers
by T1 Terry » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:53 am
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This one was sent to me by Casino John, not quite sure if it should be restricted to the funnies section but it was good for a laugh so...
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Sorry to the other lot out there, I havent had a fine for over 18 years. I will have to improve my lot and start to do all them things.. Why should...
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Last post by BobnBev Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:07 am
life
by possum52 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:53 pm
LIFE
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Last post by possum52 Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:53 pm
Here's a few on age
by Dot » Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:16 pm
A distraught senior citizen
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:16 pm
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Last post by Chuck Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:54 pm
SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR …
by Craig » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:53 am
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A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,
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Thanks Craig, that put a smile on my dial. I hadn't heard that ending before. I wondered how it was going to end.
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:00 pm
Doctor Doctor !!
by BobnBev » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:27 pm
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1 MORE Baby's First Doctor Visit
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:lol: :lol: What's the name of the DR and do you have a baby I could borrow for a few hrs?? :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:03 pm
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