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The Italian
by Dot » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:26 pm
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Did you hear about the Italian who stayed up all night studying for his urine test :?:
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Watch it Wayne....... Guiseppi is watching..... it was actually 'home made p**s!'
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Last post by BruceS Thu Jan 03, 2013 11:55 am
Arabs
by Dot » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:46 pm
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What do Arabs do on a Saturday nights?
Sit beneath palm trees and eat their dates. :roll:
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BIG SHEETS
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Last post by ALAN 41 Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:18 pm
Crack of Dawn
by norman » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:34 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
crack of Dawn (Large).jpg :lol:
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
Yeahbut... at least you'd have the bagpipes to play ... :lol: with.
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Last post by Chuck Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:55 am
Seconds before death
by norman » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:47 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:47 pm
Retired
by norman » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:39 pm
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Last post by norman Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:39 pm
Never argue with a woman
by norman » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:25 pm
One morning, the husband returns the
boat to their lakeside Cottage after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not...
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Last post by norman Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:25 pm
For Men
by Dot » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:42 pm
A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM OF DAILY LIFE!
'Viagra' is now available
in powder form for your tea.
It doesn't enhance your sexual...
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:42 pm
The Pastors False teeth
by BobnBev » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:21 pm
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*Pastor's False Teeth*
*A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
After he gets his new teeth, he talks for only...
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:lol: love it :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:23 pm
solving a mans problem
by BobnBev » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:37 pm
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a...
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Last post by BobnBev Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:37 pm
New Alphabet. may have you nodding in agreement
by norman » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:26 pm
New Alphabet :
A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be...
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Last post by norman Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:26 pm
Jumping on the bed
by possum52 » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:18 pm
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Ya gunna love this one ...(dot)
Jumping On the Bed - Gotta love women~
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and...
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Yes I dooooooooo like that one,, ever so true.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:20 pm
Scots
by Dot » Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:25 am
A Scot arrived at the pearly gates
Name? asked St Peter.
Jock McTavish, replied the scot.
piss off, said St Peter. We're not making porridge for...
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Last post by Dot Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:25 am
Chrismas trees
by possum52 » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:11 pm
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Better check this Admin, sorry if over the top for here ;)
Good time of year for this one......
Onions and Christmas Trees
A family is at the...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: We will see how many reports we get ;) only had to edit one so far and that was from a member who should have known better ;)...
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:09 pm
Guiseppe & the haircut
by Dot » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:20 am
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Guiseppe was complaining to Luigi the barber about the price of his haircuts.
I just come back from New York . said Guiseppe, Over there you get a...
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As most mother's that have given birth ..............
:P :oops: :oops:
Don't do that any more, haven't done that torture for at least 20 odd...
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Last post by Dot Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:59 pm
Sacasm At Its Best,,
by norman » Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:02 am
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.
The doctor says Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?
The mother says, It's my daughter,...
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Last post by norman Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:02 am
Robert...
by norman » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:59 am
Robert , 85, married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old . . ..
Since her new husband is so old,
Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and...
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Last post by norman Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:59 am
Age & Baby
by Dot » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:03 pm
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the...
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A smile came Dot thanks, And just think some where some place someone is sitting and thinking things like this up, just to make us smile .Thanks to...
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Last post by BobnBev Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:08 am
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Last post by bellett65 Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:41 am
Fat Goose
by Dot » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:47 pm
XMAS IS COMING AND THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT.
SO YOU CAN EAT A LOT TOO MUCH, AND WEAR A SILLY HAT.
YOU WILL DRINK A TOAST TO EVERYONE, IF...
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:47 pm
Cake or Bed?
by Dot » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:41 pm
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR...
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:41 pm
Is this you at shower time?
by T1 Terry » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:25 am
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks, undies etc etc.... Walk to...
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SHOWER... shower...
Yep. We have one of those in Girt. :? A great place to hang undies to dry. Ask SWMBO.
Didn't know you could use it to wash...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:24 pm
Sugar test
by BobnBev » Sun Dec 16, 2012 6:01 pm
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Irish Sugar Test
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours...
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That's gold :lol:
cheers phil
:mrgreen:
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Last post by mottleemob Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:32 pm
Men Only
by norman » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:29 am
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Men only. :?: :?:
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Love it :lol: cheers phil
:mrgreen:
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Last post by mottleemob Fri Dec 21, 2012 6:25 pm
The Deaf Wife Problem
by BobnBev » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:47 pm
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The Deaf Wife Problem
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure...
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Oh hoe true that is 8-)
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Last post by Dot Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:41 pm
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