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It’s Christmas!!
by Greynomad » Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:46 pm
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me a ChapStick, and put it on my bill.”
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Dec 29, 2022 9:07 am
Horsey Rides (with little Johnny)
by Dot » Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:47 pm
That little b-----d Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:47 pm
dogs cost money!
by BruceS » Sat Dec 10, 2022 8:02 am
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Bloody dog swallowed the Christmas lights off the tree so I had to take her to the vet. Cost me a fortune for the vet to remove them but the dog was...
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Very bright of you, Bruce!
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:39 pm
A swaggies breakfast
by Peter » Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:02 pm
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Been reminiscing today with an old mate today we worked together as stockmen on a cattle station in the 1960's . Everything was done on horses back...
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I’ve known that one as a “Dingo’s Breakfast”.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:37 pm
2 drunks
by Dot » Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:21 pm
TWO DRUNKS WERE LAYING IN THE GUTTER!
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Last post by Dot Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:21 pm
Christmas dilemma
by BruceS » Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:10 pm
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Need some important advice here..!!
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At least install a light so they can see the spiders :lol: but maybe remove the ladder, if they can see there way around up there they might escape...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:31 am
Mother Superior lay dying
by Dot » Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:36 pm
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In a convent the 98 year old Mother Superior lay dying.The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey more comfortable.
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Ha ha ha, Dot , you are in trouble now. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:52 pm
Fisherman's Funeral...
by Chuck » Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:27 am
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A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
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Well there must be some real slow thinkers here. The ones that are even slower still haven't got it yet... :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Dec 01, 2022 2:44 pm
The Mountie
by Dot » Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:31 pm
A woman went into a bar and saw a Canadian Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
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Last post by Dot Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:31 pm
Almost big enough
by 2foot6 » Wed Nov 16, 2022 6:37 pm
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OK for a leprechaun :lol:
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It's a Groper ;)
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:34 am
An oldie but a goodie
by Dot » Sat Nov 19, 2022 12:02 am
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8h
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Double groan… 🤢
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Nov 19, 2022 12:09 am
try new church
by Dot » Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:24 pm
I decided to go to the local mosque for the first time to see what it was all about.
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Last post by Dot Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:24 pm
Caught out
by 2foot6 » Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:24 pm
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Doesn't everyone still hold hands ? 56 years for us, Bruce stops me at jewellery store, always asks do you want something :D
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Oct 30, 2022 1:47 pm
Scenic tourist spot
by Greynomad » Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:54 am
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Correct, Terry!
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Last post by Noggins Fri Oct 28, 2022 7:28 pm
Just saying
by Dot » Sun Oct 23, 2022 9:46 pm
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Is that why older women are hunched over and suffer bad necks? Could also explain the rounded shoulders in older men and that pained look on their...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:39 pm
Chocolate discussion
by Dot » Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:29 pm
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Watch where you poke, Keith! :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:41 pm
Smart kid
by Dot » Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:12 pm
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🫢😳🤔😁😆🤣
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:41 pm
just my luck
by Dot » Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:21 pm
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:21 pm
having a fit!
by BruceS » Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:19 pm
I was in the pub last night telling my mate the joke about, “What would you do if an epileptic was having a fit in the bath....throw the washing in....
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Last post by BruceS Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:19 pm
New breed
by Greynomad » Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:06 am
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:06 am
Flying high
by Dot » Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:12 pm
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered...
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That's funny
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Last post by Eddy Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:38 am
men's wishes
by Dot » Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:00 pm
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One day three men are out having a relaxing day fishing, when suddenly they catch a mermaid. After hauling the mermaid up in a net, she promises that...
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OOOOooooooo, DOTTIE!!
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:42 pm
Watch what you say!!!
by BruceS » Wed Oct 05, 2022 8:51 am
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The person that writes those gags obviously has a great sense of humour. I have pics of a few of the better ones.
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:36 pm
Condom invention
by BruceS » Mon Oct 03, 2022 7:02 pm
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Really?
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Always wondered where the Kiwis got the idea… 🤔😜😳
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:28 pm
Careful with your wishes boys
by Dot » Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:08 pm
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Like the one posted earlier about the bloke who told the genie he just wanted to be happy.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:17 pm
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