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How to wash a cat.
by supersparky » Fri Jun 27, 2025 7:59 am
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I just found this on FBk and just had to pass it on.
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What, no Spin Cycle?!?!
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 27, 2025 1:21 pm
Truck accident
by Greynomad » Thu Jun 26, 2025 10:52 pm
A truck loaded with two tons of Vicks Vaporub jars overturned on the Hume Highway yesterday.
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jun 26, 2025 10:52 pm
T1’s Problem
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 22, 2025 4:55 pm
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A Jon D type requested reply, but in DJT form
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jun 22, 2025 5:03 pm
Pirates
by Greynomad » Sat Jun 21, 2025 10:30 am
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Q. What did the pirate say 12 months after his 79th birthday?
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Q. What did the pirate say 12 months after his 79th birthday?
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jun 21, 2025 12:37 pm
Following directions
by Greynomad » Thu Jun 12, 2025 5:41 pm
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jun 13, 2025 1:58 am
Spicy!
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 08, 2025 8:28 pm
Woman suggests to her husband that they spice things up a bit by playing ‘Doctors and Nurses’…
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jun 08, 2025 8:28 pm
Art
by Greynomad » Mon May 26, 2025 9:53 pm
A young artist was enjoying his first gallery exhibition.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon May 26, 2025 9:53 pm
Marketplace
by Greynomad » Sun May 25, 2025 11:08 pm
A lady has set up a battery stall next to the local children’s playground.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun May 25, 2025 11:08 pm
Accident
by Greynomad » Mon May 12, 2025 10:29 pm
SWMBO: “What was that noise?”
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Last post by Greynomad Mon May 12, 2025 10:29 pm
Theatre
by Greynomad » Sun May 11, 2025 10:07 am
Went to the theatre last night to see a play about a crooked builder.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun May 11, 2025 10:07 am
Calendars
by Greynomad » Sat May 03, 2025 7:58 am
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Someone has torn a page out of my calendar.
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I tried to hide a stray cat in the local bakery.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue May 06, 2025 2:59 pm
Dog with a record
by 2foot6 » Mon May 05, 2025 8:07 am
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Last post by 2foot6 Mon May 05, 2025 8:16 am
WARNING: oranges
by BruceS » Sun Apr 27, 2025 9:45 am
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Susie is a prostitute who doesn't want her gran to know. One day Police raid the brothel & line up the girls outside.The gran walks past & sees...
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Isn't FB good?
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 27, 2025 11:41 pm
Nationalism
by Greynomad » Thu Apr 24, 2025 10:24 pm
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Scene: An American kindergarten
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At the risk of ------- I say I plead the 5th. :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Apr 24, 2025 11:39 pm
A GIFT
by 2foot6 » Thu Apr 24, 2025 7:45 pm
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I bought my wife a Pug as a present.
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G,day Peter, We also won't be catching up with you two this year, and I will tell Rita :lol: :lol: Take care and see you 2 next year ok. Love to Rita...
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Last post by 2foot6 Thu Apr 24, 2025 9:18 pm
The Pocket Edition
by Greynomad » Thu Apr 24, 2025 6:25 pm
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Ray, that would be pretty funny if it wasn't so true. Sometimes I think, no matter which way I go, I'm gunna be wrong.
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Apr 24, 2025 7:48 pm
R.I.P.
by Greynomad » Sat Apr 19, 2025 12:11 am
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I lost a good mate last week.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 19, 2025 8:27 pm
Cheap Lipstick
by T1 Terry » Sat Apr 12, 2025 12:31 pm
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:cry:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Apr 12, 2025 5:29 pm
Addicts
by Greynomad » Sat Apr 12, 2025 10:37 am
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Two Indian drug addicts accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
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What do you call the ghost of an ICE addict .....
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Apr 12, 2025 12:26 pm
Breakdown
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 30, 2025 9:34 pm
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A report just in says that a train had a breakdown in the London Underground.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 30, 2025 10:22 pm
Historical photo
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 30, 2025 8:18 pm
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Innovative... Four hoof drive.
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Last post by jon_d Sun Mar 30, 2025 8:36 pm
What kind of snake are we?
by T1 Terry » Tue Mar 25, 2025 7:43 pm
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Two snakes are slithering across the ground side by side, suddenly snake A stops and asks snake B are we the type of snake that squeezes our prey to...
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Do snakes have lips?
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Last post by jon_d Tue Mar 25, 2025 8:49 pm
Dog walking
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:19 pm
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I was out walking our two greyhound girls when I met a man also walking two dogs.
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Good old Les.... He needed more than some Veet.
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Last post by jon_d Tue Mar 25, 2025 8:46 am
Pub joke
by T1 Terry » Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:41 pm
Two men in a pub.
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:41 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 24, 2025 10:11 pm
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