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did it hurt?
by BruceS » Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:46 am
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Ouch!
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On chemo I lost ALL body hair… yes, Dottie, even there. 😜
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:13 pm
raffle tickets
by BruceS » Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:54 am
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electric.jpg
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Gunna rush out tomorrow and buy a lottery ticket! 🤣
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 28, 2022 11:08 pm
Damn flies!
by BruceS » Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:09 am
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I asked my granddaughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed...
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Bruce,
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 28, 2022 10:51 pm
Man woes
by Dot » Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:12 pm
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Earl walked into a drug store in Manchester and asked to talk to a male pharmacist...
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Personapause guilty :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:22 pm
doggy poo
by BruceS » Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:32 am
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oh oh !!
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Priceless. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:00 pm
Dad Joke No. 437
by Greynomad » Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:18 pm
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Q: What cheese is made backwards?
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Looks like you found that old joke book again. Not a bad one though, hadn't heard it for a while. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:27 pm
What a great TOOL
by 2foot6 » Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:05 am
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What a great tool this would have been on old style tyres. 308047235_1439868846492052_5480996386383309334_n.jpg How many of you remember this tool.
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T1,
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Sep 23, 2022 3:34 pm
Room for one more…
by Greynomad » Tue Sep 20, 2022 2:39 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Sep 20, 2022 2:39 pm
& cream
by BruceS » Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:06 pm
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well?
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Just like Norman (our bird) caught it at it again today with his daughter. :oops:
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Last post by Dot Mon Sep 19, 2022 5:21 pm
What next
by 2foot6 » Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:34 pm
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Does this mean you can dump 30 at a time or do you drive past at 30ks/hr
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The mind bogles
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Last post by 2foot6 Thu Sep 15, 2022 6:54 pm
Keeping score
by Greynomad » Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:36 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:36 pm
The birds
by pet-els » Thu Sep 15, 2022 2:42 pm
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Teacher and little Gemma
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🤔
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:12 pm
Money
by 2foot6 » Tue Sep 13, 2022 7:02 pm
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Possible new note 305547486_1237045836849521_1659159035257132896_n - Copy.jpg
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The coins might be a bit tricky though
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Sep 14, 2022 5:39 pm
This is a JOKE Dog & Cat Diary
by Dot » Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:51 pm
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DOG DIARY
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Dottie,
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 13, 2022 12:56 am
Attention please!
by Greynomad » Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:47 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:47 pm
ET
by Dot » Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:20 pm
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 08, 2022 9:20 pm
Revenge is sweet
by Dot » Tue Sep 06, 2022 4:39 pm
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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did...
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Vik,
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Sep 07, 2022 11:06 pm
tv sale
by Dot » Sun Sep 04, 2022 10:24 pm
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A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: I want that tv.
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If you go to Tassie, you may find that all the Polish, blond, or paddy jokes, are the same. Except they tend to tag it all to mainlanders. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Sep 07, 2022 10:04 pm
Golf
by Dot » Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:24 pm
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods meet at a fund raiser. Woods turns to Wonder
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:24 pm
arm transplant
by Dot » Mon Sep 05, 2022 4:33 pm
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
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:lol: :lol: good one Dot.
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Last post by Shirley Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:09 pm
Sign of the Times
by Greynomad » Thu Sep 01, 2022 9:52 pm
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Walking .jpg
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Bet there are people who say they don’t have enough hands to count that many… 🙄
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Sep 03, 2022 10:25 am
For the petrol heads
by 2foot6 » Wed Aug 24, 2022 10:23 pm
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Found this on the net somewhere, would make a good motorhome. :D
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Sep 02, 2022 9:57 pm
Nicknames, I reckon there are some great ones out there
by T1 Terry » Fri Aug 12, 2022 2:16 pm
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From another forum, but worth using to kickstart a new thread
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A progressive one earned by one of the workshop crew, where I worked for a short while in a Ford dealership, was skinny the poo His name was Wolfgang...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Sep 01, 2022 10:19 am
Language please
by Greynomad » Tue Aug 30, 2022 10:32 am
Teacher: Debbie, can you make a sentence using the word ‘contagious’?
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Aug 30, 2022 10:32 am
Aim high!!!
by Greynomad » Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:35 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:35 pm
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