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Technology v the bogan class
by T1 Terry » Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:22 pm
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Every time the fuel price went up, the poor bloke would find a local group had punched a hole in his fuel tank and drained all the fuel.
Finally his...
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I was thinking of doing this if it gets any worse.
Being a Bogan I could probably get away with it at least 2 times
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Last post by Noggins Fri Jul 15, 2022 5:42 pm
loan
by 2foot6 » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:40 pm
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000...
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Umm, well to get out of this mess I'm in.... umm... Now I understand the KFC advert.
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Last post by jon_d Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:23 pm
Sir Cliff concert in China
by Dot » Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:50 pm
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Cliff Richard was doing a gig in China.
A woman ran up to him and said -
Criff - I ruv you - I your biggest fan in China
Cliff was delighted and...
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Read some funnies a while ago listing children’s mis-heard words.
A sample:
Child asked father, “Who is Richard Stans?”
Father replied, “I don’t...
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jul 14, 2022 12:26 am
Attitude
by 2foot6 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:42 pm
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There is attitude and then there is positive attitude!
Life is not the way it's supposed to be - it's the way it is.
The way you cope with it is...
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Good one.
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Last post by jon_d Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:02 pm
Life Maths
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:33 pm
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Define the value of a piece ..... It would have to be quite a significant quantity for me to have even been born because my mother wouldn't have made...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jul 12, 2022 11:06 am
An Irish Miracle
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:05 pm
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather
had all been able to...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:05 pm
This may apply to a few of you
by 2foot6 » Thu Jun 16, 2022 3:30 pm
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Not thinking of any one in particular
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:00 pm
Odd orange from my Norris Orange tree
by 2foot6 » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:26 am
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I think the tree needs fertilization or something. 06-07-22 (1).jpg 06-07-22 (2).jpg The first time in thirty years that I have had an orange like...
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Peter, what are you feeding that poor confused orange tree? :lol: :lol: :roll:
The tree is just near the front of the shed door and when nature...
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Last post by Dot Fri Jul 08, 2022 7:25 pm
What a shame
by 2foot6 » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:49 pm
It's a matter of opinion
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Last post by 2foot6 Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:49 pm
Irish Doctor
by 2foot6 » Fri Jul 01, 2022 6:40 pm
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The Irish Doctor .
A doctor in Dublin wanted to to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant Murphy, I am going fishing...
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time for this again me thins ...
vik... :D :D :D
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Jul 01, 2022 7:44 pm
Crim alert
by Dot » Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:28 pm
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He...
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At least he was thoughtful and went to get the vaso ...... he might be a hardened gay criminal, but he wasn't going to added aggressive break and...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jun 28, 2022 11:25 am
BOOTS
by 2foot6 » Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:29 am
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The same lady saw another cowboy with big boots and couldnt be bothered with the shaggin bit again and straight out asked him So how well endowred...
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Last post by Vik351 Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:27 pm
Q&A
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 26, 2022 1:07 pm
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Q. Why did the amphibian cross the river?
A. To get to the otter’s side.
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Why did the nose cross the road?
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cause it was off its face :D
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:28 pm
Tax Time
by Dot » Sun Jun 26, 2022 12:40 pm
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A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed...
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A better third wish, I want to be tax exempt in every country ..... then the gene/tax man would have burst into flames before he went up in smoke ;)...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:26 pm
crocs & crocs
by BruceS » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:41 pm
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A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin.
She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to...
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now my eyes are bleeding after that reading... thats more worsta than the blonde who was asked to check if the rear blinkers were working
OK ,on...
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Last post by Vik351 Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:41 pm
Eve's Side Of The Story
by Dot » Wed Jun 22, 2022 3:09 pm
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she...
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jun 23, 2022 11:03 am
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Last post by BruceS Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:44 am
The Pope Was Having A Shower
by Dot » Wed Jun 22, 2022 7:44 pm
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Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist and this happened to be one of those...
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One of Dot's favourites.
Had to be done in English so some could understand it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:12 pm
Smart chook
by 2foot6 » Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:42 pm
So that's why
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Last post by 2foot6 Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:42 pm
UNDERWEAR
by 2foot6 » Wed Jun 15, 2022 5:06 pm
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So a man walks up to the department store counter.
Two pairs of underwear please.
The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief.
Only two...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jun 15, 2022 6:35 pm
Recommended divorce lawyers
by BruceS » Sat Jun 11, 2022 11:01 am
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Yesterday while watching the TV...one of those shows like getaway,
They panned through the shop fronts.
As they went passed the undertaker's the sing...
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Last post by BernieQ2 Sat Jun 11, 2022 11:36 am
New test on the way
by 2foot6 » Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:03 am
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Hope there's enough fruit to do it x.jpg :o
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Dot, I am surprised :o :lol: :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:52 am
drug growers new million dollar crop
by 2foot6 » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:30 pm
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Grow your tomatoes in a midge net green house and add a pedestal fan when the plants start to flower. Tomatoes cross pollinate via the wind, not bees...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:30 am
I didn't know this, a story of biblical proportions.
by 2foot6 » Tue Jun 07, 2022 5:44 pm
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HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE 😉
PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ONE OR CHECK WITH SNOPES. THEY WILL LIE TO YOU.
In ancient Israel, it...
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There was always a pecking order.
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Last post by jon_d Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:04 pm
For the golfers
by 2foot6 » Sun Jun 05, 2022 1:17 pm
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I have some good news and some bad news, says the surgeon. The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!
Oh God no! cries the man. My...
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Dottie,
You sure that’s not your foot?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:36 am
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