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THE IRISH
by T1 Terry » Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:53 am
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True IRISH compassion for his fellow man !!!!!
The Irish never hesitate to come to the aid of their fellow man (fellow air passengers, in this case)...
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🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂
🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
👍👍👍👍👍
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:29 am
Terminological exactitude
by Greynomad » Wed Jun 16, 2021 7:05 pm
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Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over Port Philip Bay?
A: Cos then we’d have to call them bagels.
Geddit? Bay Gulls. 🤣🤣🤣
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What if it flies over a lake?
It's a rubbish tip bird ..... the ones with the long beak are garbage bin birds, just so you can identify one from...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 18, 2021 11:19 am
Oldies shopping
by Dot » Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:28 pm
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A little old guy is walking around in a
supermarket calling out,
Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says,
'Sir,...
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Keeping to oldies shopping theme
Grandad.JPG
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:45 pm
At the viewing
by 2foot6 » Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:42 pm
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what...
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:P :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:05 pm
Ooops
by 2foot6 » Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:54 pm
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Oooooo...
Just a tad naughty! 😜
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:01 pm
Old joke — updated
by Greynomad » Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:21 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jun 11, 2021 4:21 pm
Chucks day out
by Dot » Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:41 pm
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farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?”
The old farmer...
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Ahh yes, stardom at last - well, kinda &.....
Umm... only if it is the caramalised version. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:03 am
Chickens and other things ...
by Greynomad » Wed May 26, 2021 9:25 pm
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Q: Why DIDN’T the chicken cross the road?
A: Because she WAS chicken, of course! :roll:
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because his mate...
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Last post by Coolabah1au Thu May 27, 2021 1:09 pm
The Queen and Charles memes
by T1 Terry » Tue May 25, 2021 5:02 pm
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Saw this on another forum and thought it was worth sharing
Royals joke 1.jpeg
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Phillip again.JPG
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed May 26, 2021 5:06 pm
News Flash!!
by Greynomad » Wed May 19, 2021 11:43 pm
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You may or may not know that every president of the USA establishes a library to hold the personal papers from their term in office.
CNN reported...
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It was on one of those quiz shows, Hard Quiz I think, or was it have you been paying attention. All the notes and paperwork involved with any...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri May 21, 2021 6:10 pm
Only in America
by Greynomad » Wed May 19, 2021 11:00 pm
The Idaho State Government has banned round hay bales.
The cows weren’t getting a square meal.
Ba-boom TISH!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed May 19, 2021 11:00 pm
President Who?
by Greynomad » Wed May 19, 2021 10:45 pm
The story is only now emerging that during President Clown’s time in office, a probationary Secret Service member was instantly dismissed after a...
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Last post by Greynomad Wed May 19, 2021 10:45 pm
Help Wanted
by Greynomad » Thu May 06, 2021 12:06 pm
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Man & his wife were woken at 3:00am by a loud banging on the door.
Husband gets up & opens the door to be greeted by a drunken stranger standing in...
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IKEA BOOK.jpg
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed May 19, 2021 12:57 pm
A Child’s wisdom
by Greynomad » Sat May 15, 2021 11:32 pm
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Son: Hey!
Dad: Yes, son, what is it?
Son: It’s dead grass.
🤔
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Clearly the quality of the jokes from this book didn't save the best till last :roll:
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon May 17, 2021 4:48 pm
The Wharfie
by Greynomad » Mon May 17, 2021 4:44 pm
A wharfie came home with a carton of luxury watches.
His wife hit the roof and demanded he return them, which he did, the next day.
Thereafter, his...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon May 17, 2021 4:44 pm
So ban me...
by Greynomad » Fri May 14, 2021 3:00 pm
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Corn Flakes, Weetbix, porridge.
Corn Flakes, Weetbix, porridge.
Corn Flakes, Weetbix, porridge.
Corn Flakes, Weetbix, porridge.
Does this make...
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We have Uncle Tobys in Wahgunyah, on Victoria's side of the river at Corowa.
I'll go & ask, on Monday. :D
I suppose I could have said Sultana...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 15, 2021 4:12 pm
Youth!
by Greynomad » Tue May 11, 2021 10:12 pm
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Back-O-Beyond young girl is feeling a little off colour, so she fronts up at the next RFDS fly-in clinic.
Her appointment comes up, and in she goes....
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They are oldies but goodies!
They don’t make ‘em like they useter...
🤣😜
(I first heard it at high school, too.)
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Last post by Greynomad Fri May 14, 2021 2:46 pm
ladies in a sauna
by Dot » Tue May 11, 2021 8:20 pm
Three Women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly, there was a Beeping sound.
The young Woman pressed her...
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Last post by Dot Tue May 11, 2021 8:20 pm
Fruity problem
by Greynomad » Sat May 08, 2021 2:56 pm
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Why did the strawberry scream?
Cause he found himself in a real jam.
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Can some one wake me from this nightmare please?
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Last post by RobertNotBob Sat May 08, 2021 10:16 pm
I know someone with that name!!!
by BruceS » Thu May 06, 2021 3:33 pm
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Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly...
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I’ll get you for that, Bruce!!!
🤬
Belated ha ha ha for that one. :roll: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sat May 08, 2021 1:45 pm
French tragedy
by Greynomad » Thu May 06, 2021 10:00 pm
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News report today of an explosion in a French cheese factory.
Report said there was nothing left but de brie.
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Last post by Coolabah1au Fri May 07, 2021 8:55 pm
Irish
by Dot » Tue May 04, 2021 9:12 pm
2 cops and their police dog are standing outside a pub when a drunk walks out grabs the dog by the tail lifts the tail up has a look puts it back...
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Last post by Dot Tue May 04, 2021 9:12 pm
Very Old Joke
by Greynomad » Mon May 03, 2021 2:53 pm
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
:roll:
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Too late!
I’m on my third glass for tonight.
😀
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Last post by Greynomad Mon May 03, 2021 7:08 pm
Maths Problem II
by Greynomad » Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:25 pm
Q: The number 7 is an odd number.
How do you make it even?
A: Rub out the ‘S’.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:25 pm
Pizza Problem
by Greynomad » Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:29 am
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Tried cooking a Hawaiian pizza t’other day, but I burned it.
Maybe I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
:roll:
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Mmmmmmmmm...
Anchovies!
My favourite topping when SWMBO does home-made pizza!
:D
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:35 pm
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