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Ducks in Heaven
by pet-els » Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:00 pm
DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
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Last post by pet-els Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:00 pm
Yul Brynner
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:37 pm
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Did you know that Yul Brynner was a lifelong supporter of Liverpool FC?
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very good Ray.see they had a good win.
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Last post by norman Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:36 pm
Slow driver
by Greynomad » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:44 pm
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Bloke walks into the pub & says to the assembled drinkers, “Geez, sorry I’m late fellers. Got stuck behind Arthur. He’s gotta be the slowest driver...
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... but sheep are such social animals. :? 8-)
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:08 pm
Trump's Parade
by pet-els » Tue Jun 16, 2020 10:28 am
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An assistant to Donald Trump told him she
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wasnt good the first time... :( :( :(
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Last post by Noggins Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:25 pm
Self-help in a pandemic
by Greynomad » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:33 pm
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During the Great Depression men picked fruit to sell on the streets to survive.
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David,
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jun 20, 2020 12:53 pm
Trump's Parade
by pet-els » Tue Jun 16, 2020 10:25 am
An assistant to Donald Trump told him she
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Last post by pet-els Tue Jun 16, 2020 10:25 am
Lessons in marketing.
by pet-els » Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:51 pm
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A PROFESSOR EXPLAINED MARKETING TO MBA STUDENTS
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Mostly Phillipinos T1. We built a horticultural structure for a plastic surgeon years ago, he turned one Phillipino guy into a girl a day, at 20K a...
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Last post by Busman Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:07 pm
Gardening with Grandma
by pet-els » Sat May 30, 2020 9:05 am
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Gardening with Grandma
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:? 8-) ;) :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :shock: :o
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:13 pm
Flute player
by pet-els » Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:30 am
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Lyle was hunting geese in the Northern Minnesota woods. He leaned his old 16 gauge in the corner to take a leak
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So long as he doesn’t block the one in the end....
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:12 pm
Poor Donald
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:14 pm
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The scene: An executive jet full of VIPs — Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, the Pope and a ten-year-old schoolboy, the pilot's nephew.
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Trump congratulates the Queen.jpg
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:19 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 30, 2020 1:13 pm
The Mother Tongue
by Greynomad » Sat May 16, 2020 6:53 pm
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Snake - Mother Tongue.jpeg
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... and it doesn’t need an apostrophe, Dottie!
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Last post by Greynomad Sun May 17, 2020 10:43 pm
Bed games
by Dot » Tue May 12, 2020 11:50 pm
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
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Very good. Soul mates.
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Last post by jon_d Wed May 13, 2020 9:04 am
Squirrels
by pet-els » Mon May 11, 2020 9:17 am
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In a small country town, a band of squirrels had become quite a problem.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by native pepper Mon May 11, 2020 9:47 am
An observation
by flexitdriver » Fri May 08, 2020 1:57 pm
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I've absorbed so much disinfectants, soap, and antibacterial sanitizing gels recently that
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I've washed my hands so much they are now actually clean, they haven't been this clean since I was a kid before I started messing with anything...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri May 08, 2020 4:03 pm
Aliens
by pet-els » Mon Apr 27, 2020 9:16 am
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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien...
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MrsTea enjoyed that one but I'm not sure if it was just the joke she was laughing at or my crap alien voice! :lol:
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Last post by Cuppa Thu Apr 30, 2020 9:44 am
Do you have an EMU ?
by pet-els » Fri Apr 24, 2020 8:21 am
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A truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him.
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That another good one Peter.
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Last post by Dot Mon Apr 27, 2020 1:27 pm
God bless little old women
by pet-els » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:52 am
God bless little old women . . . . .
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Last post by pet-els Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:52 am
Assassins - men or women better ?
by Chuck » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:53 am
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
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Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Last post by Coolabah1au Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:38 pm
Toilet Paper shortage
by Greynomad » Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:02 am
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Q: Do you know why we're short of toilet paper?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by SteveW Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:40 am
Blonde
by norman » Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:45 pm
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A flight from Auckland to Sydney, A blonde gets on only paid economy and sits in a first class seat.Hostess goes up and says You only paid for...
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:lol:
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Last post by SteveW Sat Apr 18, 2020 8:05 am
Ghost ?
by pet-els » Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:27 am
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
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tanks here----
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Last post by Keith Morris Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:54 am
nurse's revenge
by Dot » Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:19 pm
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the...
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OOOOoooooeeerrr!!
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:01 pm
Corona Virus Rhapsody
by T1 Terry » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:00 pm
Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody with words updated for the latest plague. Very well worded, I reckon they did a great job of it
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:00 pm
Charlie & Covid-19
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:32 pm
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Charlie & Covid-19.jpg
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Don't blame me!
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 29, 2020 8:33 pm
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