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The unexpected...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:38 am
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I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
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A bit like booking a cruise, pay for 1 week and get an additional 2 weeks or more thrown in. The new deal has the code word COVID19 and completely...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:50 pm
Whats in a name?
by Dot » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:00 pm
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There once was a Red Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
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Maybe a bird with good hands is worth two in the bush :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:29 pm
Quiz time again
by Greynomad » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:59 am
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Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
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Read it again... it’s a rhetorical question! :roll:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Mar 18, 2020 11:41 am
physical
by Dot » Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:49 pm
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During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
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ONLY 4, I had such a bad slice I stuck 4 into the lake! I thought I better go and get a couple out.
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Last post by wayneP Sun Mar 15, 2020 3:18 pm
I Now Pronounce You...
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:22 pm
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Man & Wife.jpg
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Mrcoolabah1au Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:55 pm
Ferrari GTO
by pet-els » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:41 pm
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An elderly man, looking about 100 years old, and on a Moped, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
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Good one Peter.😉👍👍
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Last post by supersparky Mon Feb 17, 2020 3:13 pm
this is a JOKE for you
by Keith Morris » Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:22 pm
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tanks here---
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Maybe the Joke is on us.. :roll: :ugeek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D ............................Peter :D
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Last post by 2foot6 Sat Feb 15, 2020 9:07 am
Frazzled Mum
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:05 am
Her three year old had run her ragged all morning.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Feb 12, 2020 9:05 am
Royal wedding
by Dot » Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:00 pm
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Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tight as the day went on. That night, after the festivities were finally...
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Your not Navy Ray, something to do with a barrel.
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Last post by Noggins Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:38 pm
KKK
by pet-els » Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:40 am
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An bloke is walking along Bondi Beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
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Subject: One Word or Two ?
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Last post by pet-els Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:43 am
Paddy again
by Dot » Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:38 am
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Paddy weighs 120kg , so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you...
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Paddy weighs 120kg , so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:04 pm
A Real Cracker
by Dot » Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:15 am
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After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor...
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Was invented in South Australia Dot :D
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:01 pm
The Outhouse
by Dot » Wed Jan 29, 2020 12:37 am
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
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I’d have to crawl under Girt to check, (fat chance!!😳) but she certainly has airbags inside coil springs, and an anti-roll bar.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:33 pm
Translations go feral
by Dot » Sat Feb 01, 2020 6:11 pm
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
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One of the ABC Radio announcers mentioned that on a trip to China some years ago he saw billboards urging citizens to “Encourage rape in the...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 03, 2020 3:24 pm
2 sides to every story
by Dot » Fri Jan 31, 2020 6:24 pm
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she
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Have you ever seen Cannonball the movie. Think Jack Elam as the proctologist.
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Last post by supersparky Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:48 pm
3 "Blondes" on their way to heaven
by Dot » Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:25 pm
Three Blondes On Their Way To Heaven
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 31, 2020 5:25 pm
Irish Diesel Fitter
by Dot » Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:04 am
IRISH DIESEL FITTER
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:04 am
A Magic Penis
by Dot » Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:27 pm
A Glasgow businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex...
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 30, 2020 9:27 pm
Put down.
by pet-els » Thu Jan 30, 2020 12:04 pm
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A man takes his Rottweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'
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Pay that one :)
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 30, 2020 1:12 pm
Getting Older
by Dot » Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:17 pm
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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
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Growing old is mandatory.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jan 29, 2020 9:38 pm
Andy Rooney on sex...
by Chuck » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:10 am
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1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....
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Lots of true ones there for sure :lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:08 pm
Spew fest
by Dot » Tue Jan 28, 2020 6:47 pm
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Check this out...bloody hilarious 🤣🤮 strong tummy needed :lol:
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Hey up luv...
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Last post by Vik351 Wed Jan 29, 2020 11:43 am
Booze and a Nun
by Dot » Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:13 pm
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack's liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary Katherine and she said, Oh Jack, give...
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:13 pm
Father and son
by Dot » Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:34 pm
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, What's are these, Dad?
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Father and Son talking
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Last post by Noggins Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:01 pm
Mrs Norman.
by Chuck » Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:17 am
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We were listening to the radio this morning when the host invited callers to reveal the nicknames they had for their wives
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Oh, so I can let the rest of my body 'relax' accordingly - how nice.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:54 am
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