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Thought for Today
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T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
Ha ha ha, ain't that the truth. 
Cheers
David
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David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
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Coolabah1au
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Greynomad
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Just heard that there’s someone in Melbourne still doing makeup, eyebrows & fingernails.
But I don’t think I’d like to make an appointment.
It’s a funeral director.
But I don’t think I’d like to make an appointment.
It’s a funeral director.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Now who can I offend with this one 
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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El Gringo
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Good one T1.
I am a JW and have a sense of humour, so here's another one...
Cheers,
I am a JW and have a sense of humour, so here's another one...
Cheers,
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Bernie B
I plan to stop procrastinating tomorrow.
I plan to stop procrastinating tomorrow.
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Shirley
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Re: Thought for Today
We have a JW that regularly sends us invitations in the post to attend functions at his church, after visiting us at home for sometime, we believe that he really believes he is helping people but we couldn't get it thru to him that we weren't interested in joining his church.
Bruce ended up just telling him we do not want you or any of your folk coming to our house.
Bruce ended up just telling him we do not want you or any of your folk coming to our house.Shirley & Bruce.
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supersparky
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Re: Thought for Today
It's just as simple to tell them that you are a practising Catholic. That has always worked for me. Even though I'm not.
Cheers
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
David
David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
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Dot
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Re: Thought for Today
If I am the one that answers the door I say I am busy but I shall get George. I then go and tell G someone wants to see him at the front door He falls for it every time but he does stay and talk to them .There was a lovely couple that used to come but never talked religion. I did chuck a mental when in NZ and I was on night duty, the door bell kept ringing so when I saw who it was (a fellow worker) I really let her have it, I even had a "do not disturb" sign on the door.
He falls for it every time but he does stay and talk to them .There was a lovely couple that used to come but never talked religion. I did chuck a mental when in NZ and I was on night duty, the door bell kept ringing so when I saw who it was (a fellow worker) I really let her have it, I even had a "do not disturb" sign on the door.Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
Had a pair of JWs knock on my door many years ago.
Their opening line was, “God has directed us to your home…”
And before he could get another word out, I replied, “I think He meant next door. We’re Seventh Day Adventists.” and shut the door in his face.
(We’re not.)
Their opening line was, “God has directed us to your home…”
And before he could get another word out, I replied, “I think He meant next door. We’re Seventh Day Adventists.” and shut the door in his face.
(We’re not.)
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields