Thought for Today

[Coolabah1au]

They used to come here regularly until a couple of years ago
Both Morman and 7 day Adventist


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[Greynomad]

Getting back to the world’s profound questions…

If someone is diagnosed with bowel cancer and has half their bowel removed, does that leave them with a semi-colon? ;

[Shirley]

[Newcastle George]

Ray, having had 2 foot/feet of bowel removed due to a car accident do I have a semi-semi-colon?

George

[Greynomad]

George,
What you have is not a ;
… just a ,

[BernieQ2]

Ray, having had 2 foot/feet of bowel removed due to a car accident do I have a semi-semi-colon?

George

George that's a B Double colon
Bernie.

[Greynomad]

If wishes were fishes,
What would the chips be?


And if we could make a silk purse from a sow’s ear,
What would that do to dogs’ teeth?

[T1 Terry]

If wishes were fishes,
What would the chips be?


And if we could make a silk purse from a sow’s ear,
What would that do to dogs’ teeth?

What would we do with all the earless pigs .... and why only the female ones? Would the value of silk purses take a tumble?
As far as the dog's teeth, maybe you could put the bite on someone without having to ask the difficult question ....... they would just have to ask "how much this time" when you pulled the set of teeth out of the bag .... let's face it, you wouldn't put them in your pocket would you

[Dot]

Ray, having had 2 foot/feet of bowel removed due to a car accident do I have a semi-semi-colon?

George

Gutless

[supersparky]

Ray, having had 2 foot/feet of bowel removed due to a car accident do I have a semi-semi-colon?

George

I had a mate that had a similar problem procedure a few years back. We now call him 'short shit'.