Thought for Today

[Greynomad]

When I was young I wanted to learn to play the guitar really badly.
After many years of practice, I can now play the guitar really badly.


Ba-boom TISH!!

[Greynomad]

If a pig developed laryngitis, would it be disgruntled?

[Greynomad]

An Origami school opened in Albury last month.



Unfortunately it folded.

[Greynomad]

I went to the library today and borrowed a book on antigravity.

I can’t put it down...

[Greynomad]

Q: What do you call it when you have your grandmother on speed dial?

A: Instagran.

[Greynomad]

My Grandpa used to say, “As one door closes, another one will open.”

He was a lousy cabinetmaker.

[Greynomad]

A mate tried a really stupid stunt, and broke his leg.
When I visited him in hospital I wrote on his cast, “You are dead stupid!”

I added insult to injury.

[Greynomad]

Did you know that French Fries were not originally cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.






Think about it...

[Greynomad]

SWMBO threw me out of the house after I did a really bad Arnie Schwarzenegger impression.

But don’t worry.
“I’ll be back.”

[Greynomad]

I was talking to a melon farmer last week.
He told me when they crossbreed to develop new types of melons, they have to hold a wedding ceremony for the melons...





... because they cantaloupe.