Phil's new song

[BruceS]

Was "I fought the law & the law won"
But ..............
It's now "I fought the saw & the saw won"!!!
Hard to give 'the bird' now Phil!!!???

[Dot]

He was told NOT to poke his nose but as usual he didn't listen. But he can do a Dave Allen now.

[mottleemob]

Yep a bit shorter on one finger oh well i still have others to pick my nose
cheers Phil

[BruceS]

You know if there isn't a photo of it, it never happened, don't you??
Be careful folks..... we aren't bullet proof you know!!!
(says he who nearly sliced off a finger a week ago with a hacksaw!!!)

[Greynomad]

Bruce,
You need to use power tools to do a proper job of it.
Hand tools are too slow, you’ll realise there’s a problem before the finger is completely removed.

[T1 Terry]

Bruce,
You need to use power tools to do a proper job of it.
Hand tools are too slow, you’ll realise there’s a problem before the finger is completely removed.

Ummmm..... well, unless it's knife or other sharp implement .... and a good mate discovered at a young age that cutting detonators in half with side cutters works well for removing multiple fingers in one go ...... He says he now has the advantage of being able to hold a steel rule as a straight edge without having to bend his fingers to get them out of the way, a neat row of digit ends sloping from the pinky finger back towards the thumb so all five digits rest on the rule at the same time ..... he claims to have one of the very early surgical digital modifications that really started with a bang ........

T1 Terry

[Dot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzv7RtO2dH4

This is Phil's song

[BruceS]

Coming along nicely Phil!!!

philfing.jpg

[supersparky]

Ouch, that musta hurta motsa. Get well soon.

[RobertNotBob]

Looks good Phil many years ago I was holding a bit of timber and using the electric planner. Now my little finger on the left hand is a 1/4 inch shorter.