Do the damn dishes!!!

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BruceS
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Do the damn dishes!!!

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Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it......
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition......
He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years......
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.....
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.....
Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to
tell you something about my family.....
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.....
"No problem"... He says.. An in they go....
Joe is shocked.Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.....
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes.....
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.....
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.....
He leans over and kisses Sandra.....
No one says a word.....
He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word.....
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table
and screws her, right there in front of her parents......
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.....
He looks at her mum. She's got a great body too.....
Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose
right there on the dinner table.
She has a big orgasm, an Joe sits down....
His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, am Mum is beaming from ear to ear. But still.....Total silence.....
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.....
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.....
Suddenly the father shouts.
I'll do the fuckin’ dishes.....!!
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SWMBO’s reaction:
“Ray, that’s terrible!
(Blurted out through a case of hysterical laughter!)
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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It's even funnier when you read it the second time :lol: :lol: :roll:
Cheers
David

David and Terrie with Bandit the travelling companion
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Recently retired and loving it.
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