Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?
Ma & Pa
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Re: Ma & Pa
The question has to be asked, why was Ma putting her head through the toilet seat that caused her to get her beard stuck? 
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Re: Ma & Pa
There is an answer to that, but the rules of the forum won't allow me to post it.
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You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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Re: Ma & Pa
Ron,
“Use The Force, Luke!” and send it to us telepathically...
“Use The Force, Luke!” and send it to us telepathically...
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields