Girl from the bush is admitted to the bush hospital to have her first baby.
It’s a difficult birth accompanied by much pain.
Baby safely delivered, she asks weakly, “Is Dave still waiting outside?”
“I think so.” says the midwife.
“Well,” says the new mother, “tell ‘im if this is what married life is like, the engagement is well and truly orf!”
Eyes opened at last!
- Greynomad
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Eyes opened at last!
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
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Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields