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Man & his wife were woken at 3:00am by a loud banging on the door.
Husband gets up & opens the door to be greeted by a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain.
“Can you give me a push?” he asks.
Bloke looks at the rain thundering down and says, “Not a chance!” slams door and goes back to bed.
“Who was it?” wife asks.
“Just some drunk asking for a push.” he answers.
“Well,” says wife, “you have a very short memory. Remember a couple of months ago we broke down and two nice young men helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself. Go and help the poor man. God loves drunks too!”
So the man gets dressed, goes out in the pouring rain, and calls out, “Are you still there?”
“Yes” says a voice in the dark.
“Do you still need a push?”
“Yes please.” says the voice.
“Where are you?” calls the man.
“Over here,” replies the drunk, “on the swing.”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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