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You may or may not know that every president of the USA establishes a library to hold the personal papers from their term in office.
CNN reported tonight that President Clown’s library burned down yesterday.
The fire destroyed both books.

... and he hadn’t finished colouring the second one!
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Greynomad wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 11:43 pm You may or may not know that every president of the USA establishes a library to hold the personal papers from their term in office.
CNN reported tonight that President Clown’s library burned down yesterday.
The fire destroyed both books.

... and he hadn’t finished colouring the second one!
🥲
That's because he gave it to Biden, and Biden couldn't understand how to colour it in, and not one of his advisers were willing to admit they didn't know how to either, so he gave it back to Trump.

See, there's always a simple explanation


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I'll pay that one Ron!! :lol: ;)
I'm not sure if he's a robot or human actually.
There wasn't a lot of options for the voters in my opinion.
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At least he’s still connected to reality, unlike his predecessor...
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It was on one of those quiz shows, Hard Quiz I think, or was it "have you been paying attention. All the notes and paperwork involved with any decision made by the president during his term must be archived. The question was, what did XXX say he'd have to do before he archived Trumps notes ..... check the spelling or logic or if it even made sense were a few of the answers but, but the correct answer was to sticky tape them all back together. Apparently Donald would tear them in half after he had finished with them and it was suggested it was easier to just stick them back together than to ask him to stop doing it :lol:

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