Q: Why DIDN’T the chicken cross the road?
A: Because she WAS chicken, of course!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because his mate was chicken.
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken.
Sorry if you’ve heard them before. Recalled from my school days... when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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