An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
How do you like it here?" asked the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said
grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a little different from everyone."
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.
"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the
violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!
There is a judge in here - he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the
bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor.
There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25
years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!
And Me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me "The
F**king Arab."
PeterH
The Arab
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Re: The Arab
A bit like Spiro's the Greek
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Re: The Arab
Is that the "one little goat" joke Dottie?
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Re: The Arab
You got it in one Terry.
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.