A: A garbage truck.
Dad joke
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Greynomad
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Dad joke
Q: What has 10 wheels and flies.
A: A garbage truck.
A: A garbage truck.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Dad joke
When the night cart rolled over on a very tight bend, the not much liked local highway patrol copper turned up and asked "What do we have here"without blinking an eye, the driver said "Just a routine stock-take, worried we were a turd short but now it seems we have the count correct now you've showed up"
T1 Terry
T1 Terry
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Greynomad
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Re: Dad joke
Ooooo, T1,
I do hope you’re on really good terms with your local rozzer…
I do hope you’re on really good terms with your local rozzer…
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Dad joke
The local SAPOL people are great. They do the Police type work, not traffic so not revenue collectors. If they need traffic people or drug/alcohol testing bus and traffic filtering through the blockade, they get the Murray Bridge people to handle it. The locals are keen to stay friendly with the towns people who in the majority do the right thing. There are a few feral characters in town so there is a bit of a reliance on the locals supporting the local SAPOL in keeping it under control .....
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO