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I miss read the "!t’5 d!" as the F word, but a re-read cleared up that mistake :lol:
Most of my posts require a bit of translation, nothing to do with keyboard problems, more a pebcak problem ;) :lol:
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My keyboards aint workin or it's my PM's or I bin blackballed :(

vik... :roll:
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Vik351 wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:39 pm My keyboards aint workin or it's my PM's or I bin blackballed :(

vik... :roll:
A check in the mirror will at least verify or rule out one of the possibilities ;) :lol:

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T1 Terry wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:42 pm
Vik351 wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:39 pm My keyboards aint workin or it's my PM's or I bin blackballed :(

I've heard of Blue balls .
Doesn't Black come from a kicked in nutbag ?


A quick look is all it will take :lol:

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Noggins wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:13 pm
T1 Terry wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:42 pm
Vik351 wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 1:39 pm My keyboards aint workin or it's my PM's or I bin blackballed :(

I've heard of Blue balls .
Doesn't Black come from a kicked in nutbag ?


A quick look is all it will take :lol:

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WTF...??? :o didnt ya watch Bugs Bunny ... :?

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Vik351 wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:12 pm
Noggins wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:13 pm
T1 Terry wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:42 pm

WTF...??? :o didnt ya watch Bugs Bunny ... :?

vik... :roll:
Ohh Yehh ..................... forgot. :oops:
I also watched Road Runner, which makes me very wary of actually stepping on a big X :lol: Does that count?

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Noggins wrote: Tue Jul 27, 2021 9:23 am
Vik351 wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 6:12 pm
Noggins wrote: Mon Jul 26, 2021 5:13 pm
Ohh Yehh ..................... forgot. :oops:
I also watched Road Runner, which makes me very wary of actually stepping on a big X :lol: Does that count?

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Well ya made it this far ... :roll:

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