Thought for the day.

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Re: Thought for the day.

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Like the Italian swordsman, a master with the rapier, who was asked to demonstrate his mastery in competition with the Brit with the broadsword.

The pom asked for two flies to be released...
Slash, slash! And both flies fell to the ground in halves.

It was the Itie's turn.
He asked that a single fly be released.
Slash! And the fly went on its merry way.

"HA!" said the pom, "You missed him!"

The Italian calmly smiled and said, "Wait until he tries to have children..."
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