A Never Ending Story

[SteveW]

Which one? There are plenty of them!!! said chief spy catcher Spry.

[Dot]

"The one with the least resistance" said the Knights that say "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

[Dot]

but it seems no one here knows to what I is referring to said Luigi while in transit to the new unemployment office in the city of Calamazoo On Burton.

[norman]

When he got there it turned out it was a centerlink office, that sold Japanese whiskey by the gallon....

[Chuck]

But they only pour it into those tiny little finger bowls & give you a chop stick to suck it up with...

[Dot]

so now with his tiny chop stick the only utensil to suck up his Japanese whiskey, Luigi took his place in the ever so long long line in the slow and unpersonal place called C/link along with the dregs and misfits in the community looking for their free handout of Japanese whiskey. Because of Luigi's special whistling leg and not being able to suck he was going to be in the line up learning how to suck and not blow.

[norman]

all of a sudden the whiskey run out and a riot started in the foyer. The police were called and Luigi bashed them with his leg

[SteveW]

Where is spy catcher Spry?

[norman]

Gone to NZ to look for his cuzzie bro to help out

[Chuck]

Luigi pauses - looks at this elderly Kiwi Chief & says... "Ahh, skuzi the Ingleesh she's a nota so goodly, whata da cuzziebro?"