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George, friends of ours at Castlemaine had a cocky with no feathers so he wore a woolen onesy, I have seen them in pet shops.
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Dottie,
“Mango Madman” doesn’t refer to his hair.
It’s his skin colour — apart from the white around his eyes because he wears UV protection goggles on the tanning bed.
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Greynomad wrote: Wed May 28, 2025 11:46 pm Dottie,
“Mango Madman” doesn’t refer to his hair.
It’s his skin colour — apart from the white around his eyes because he wears UV protection goggles on the tanning bed.
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It is also fake tanning lotion/skin colour makeup as well, you can often see the tide marks when the comb over gets caught in the wind .....

His vanity is nearly as unbelievable as anything that comes out of his mouth or appears on his own social media platform .... that is whole other level of vanity nonsense all of it's own ...... but at least he's producing plenty of material for the US comedians .... the rest of the world are left shaking their heads in disbelief .....

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Watched a video of the M.M’s speech to a Military College graduation ceremony.
He rambled on in his usual unhinged manner, comparing himself to Al Capone, babbling about other men and their ‘trophy wives’ (something about ‘pots & kettles’ comes to mind there), then announced a ‘trillion dollar spend’ on new aircraft.
But not on ‘stealth’ aircraft. He thinks they are a waste of money because “you can’t see them flying one way but you can see them from the other way”. 🤪
I KID YOU NOT!!
He thinks they are called ‘stealth’ because they are invisible from the front, but not from the back!!🤦🏻‍♂️
He thinks they LOOK ugly, so he wants BEAUTIFUL fighters made instead! 🤷🏻‍♂️
I think I’ll change my name for him to ‘Mango Moron’…
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The stockmarket has a new term for tariffs, everytime a new release comes out of the White House they tap their noses and say Taco which stands for trump always chickens out !
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Transferred from the Thought for today Thread in an attempt to smooth some ruffled feathers
jon_d wrote: ↑Thu May 29, 2025 10:34 am
If space goes for ever, does that mean it's flat?
I hope Trump doesn't have someone read this forum to him ..... stands to reason that if the world is flat and revolves around him, that naturally space is flat, maybe they even read Terry Pratchett Disc World to him, so his interest in Mars is so he can look back at the Great Sky Turtle and the 4 Elephants that stand on the turtle's back to hold the Disc World from falling off .....

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The cartoons are great. :lol: :lol: At least he is good for something. I shall name "IT" Maggot and that's it, no man as "it" ain't one.
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… and his press bimbo is threatening arrest for anyone who calls him TACO !
So now name-calling is illegal in the United States!
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What about “Sleepy Joe” and all his other opponents who got insulting nicknames?
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Greynomad wrote: Fri May 30, 2025 7:35 pm … and his press bimbo is threatening arrest for anyone who calls him that !
So now name-calling is illegal in the United States!
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What about “Sleepy Joe” and all his other opponents who got insulting nicknames?
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That poor girl must be totally brain washed to carry on the way she does .... and have to defend the ever changing flips DJT seems to do at around midnight when he starts his crazy antics on his social platform.

I guess he will get even more erratic as the world refuses to dance to his tune and even his hitman that bought him the job has turned on him over the "Big Beautiful Bill" because all his DOGE work sacking govt workers to cut the federal payroll, will be for nothing if 3.8 trillion is added to the already out of control debt that the tax income will have difficulty just covering the interest.

Add to the fact so many big employers are leaving the US and the tax cuts for the rich that will seriously weaken the tax revenue ..... and not a lot pouring in from the tariffs the way he thought it would ...... and things aren't looking too good the for the US or Trump, the 2026 mid terms might see him impeached properly this time ..... then all the trouble he has been avoiding in the courts will come back with vengeance

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I might have a go at asking she above to make sure that happens T1 but look at who is next in line, then the next, then the next, Only way to get the smell out is for fresh election.
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