Good morning daily

[supersparky]

just as well too, poor Jon would never be able to leave the farm once that stuff started burning .....

John's certainly tried to trap me there..... but I have a secret. Bigger and hotter burns faster. I've invited a few fission nuclear scientists to Taggerty to get some ideas. They're having trouble working out how to seed their mechanical sun with enough heat to trigger the initial reaction.

I said start with green and add diesel. They didn't quite understand. Bit like foot and 300mm, I'm guessing..

I thought Cuppa used oil soaked rags, the diesel was just to get the rags burning, the petrol was to get the diesel burning

T1 Terry

It used to start with Brian's butane torch igniting the diesel soaked rags and combustibles. Never seen a bad Taggerty fire yet.