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Dot wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:55 pm Could get dangerous on cold days, brass monkey weather and those dangly bits chiming the 3 bells, hot days and dangly things getting caught in the ropes == danger danger.

Well Dot we sailed our yacht for over 20 years in all sorts of weather and never got anything caught. Fess up Dot you are jealous!

Dot wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2017 9:28 pm need to make sure we took our nanna nappies along

Nanna nappies? We thought this was going to be a playboy cruise Bruce? Some of your guests might be on life support!

But your sailing days were when you were young and taught not old and saggy

Dot wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2017 10:23 am old and saggy

"OLD AND SAGGY", would you like to go for a test drive Dot? You might change your perception!

BruceS wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:11 pm Well for starters ... John & Maryanne don't even need to apply....
How big a gate does those Postie bikes fit through!!

But Bruce I was so looking forward to it.

What can I do to change your mind?

You make him a fruit jelly with ice cream(diabetic of course) he even does cart wheels for that.

GoinBush wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:50 pm Ewwwww, Nekkid deckies

Janelle you live in the Garden of Eden and you wear clothes?

Dot wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:20 am You make him a fruit jelly with ice cream(diabetic of course) he even does cart wheels for that.

So are you saying that Bruce is not quite the "Adonis", Dot?

What man is?? and as far as being in the nuddy in the out back all I can say is you would need a good supply of watermelons

Maryanne you totally misunderstood me!!!
I said you needn't bother applying simply because you are a shoein.......... You're in ... or on?
I need a bike on board!! How wide is it is the question? Does it have a sidecar or a little tow behind trailer?
Do you both have bikes?
Top deck is yours!! No nudity down below!!

You "in" BernieQ?