No Modern Home Should Be Without…

[T1 Terry]

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If they do actually televise the Trump v Harris debate, you'll have to recalibrate that crap-o-meter so the lower scale is x 100 B/S so it moves within a readable range and doesn't destroy the mechanism

Every home needs one of those attached to the TV when those ads for ex US junk are being peddled, along with any political ad and morning show .... the needle swinging from one side to the other will either keep people awake, or hypnotise them, but that explains why one of those meters couldn't be round with a calibration number relating to the number of times it has been clocked, even the presenters would be reduced to simply starring with big round eyes

T1 Terry

[supersparky]

That's a winner Peter. We all need one of them. Where did you find that?
Good to see you posting. Hope you are well.

[Greynomad]

[T1 Terry]

For that collector of all things ...... "valuable" might be a stretch .... for those that collect over prices stuff from late night tv advertorials, how 'bout that ..... The latest release, Trump digital Trading cards .... but wait, if you buy 5 @ USD$99, you get a real card ....

Trump added that he would be “randomly autographing” five of the physical cards, calling them a “true collector’s item.”

but there is even more to this great deal:
you get a piece of the suit he wore at the Biden debate ......

those who buy 75 digital cards will get an invite to a “gala dinner” at his country club in Jupiter, Florida.

Might be a typo, but the h is missing in the dinner title .....

Now, a true collectors items would be a piece of the suit he was wearing when he does the Harris debate .... carefully swept up from the stage after they shredded by the end of the night ..... or even more valuable, if he actually attends and wins that debate

Get your digital trading cards today, before they are all sold out .... if such a thing is possible .... or wait 6 mths and get them over 4 easy payments from Global Shop Direct .... as seen on late night tv

T1 Terry

[Greynomad]

Do we get the full deck of 52 (or 64 for players of 500)?
I presume The Ginger’s face is on the Joker…

[T1 Terry]

Do we get the full deck of 52 (or 64 for players of 500)?
I presume The Ginger’s face is on the Joker…

I'll let you decide which one that would be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWwI93LABRQ I think the Bit Coin Warrior armour is the pick of the bunch .......

T1 Terry

[Noggins]

T1 Question :-
What are you going to carry on about when Trump wins the errection ???

Notice I wrote errection, because another prick will be raised to make laws to suit their own grandiose ideas.

[Dot]

Benny Hill did the erection joke yrs ago.

[Noggins]

Benny Hill did the erection joke yrs ago.

The comedy of yesterday has become the fact of today.
Unfortunately, this has become all too common with the sleepy-head sheeple of today.

[T1 Terry]

T1 Question :-
What are you going to carry on about when Trump wins the errection ???

Notice I wrote errection, because another prick will be raised to make laws to suit their own grandiose ideas.

Let's face it, if he wins the election fair and square, I'll be more worried about watching for flying porkers than the mayhem the USA makes for itself .... He did mention once that if people voted for him, they would nt have to vote any more https://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-tru ... nt-action/ Unpacking that comment scares me the most:
Is he hinting he will become a dictator?
or
there will be no American political system that was strong enough to have country wide elections?
or
He will decare war on who ever opposes him till there are no other candidates to put up against him
or
By the end of his term there might not actually be a United States of America .... so he can claim he was the last president?
or
Something even worse that is beyond comprehension at the moment?

It is fun to poke holes in his rantings, it won't be fun if he actually wins the election .... I'll have to change my name and go off the grid .....

T1 Terry