Speeding tickets

[wanderer]

Talking from experience are you Dot?
cheers phil

Dead right Phil, his name was Rodney and then there was Larry man once I even got out of the car said I was going to the loo and hitched a ride home.. Arhhhhhh those drive inns

Was that Rodney Rude and Larry the lad.


Mel lived opposite the Metro Twin in Wellington rd Nth Clayton, so not far to alk home

[Dot]

No their names were Rodney the tree root rat and Larry the lamb, the drive in was the shepparton one and I lived at Merrigum. I am still in contact with Larry as well

[wanderer]

No their names were Rodney the tree root rat and Larry the lamb, the drive in was the shepparton one and I lived at Merrigum. I am still in contact with Larry as well

WAs he the quiet sheepish type.


One night with you would sort that out.

How many times did you whisper in his ear.

[Dot]

All I heard was the tick toc tic toc of his watch getting closer to my ear and i was outa there.. I want to know how you men seem to grow extra pairs of hands, bloody things are everywhere or was it just that they came alive in the drive inns??

[ucdailoi]

This thread reminds me of this couple...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kzyffAg ... =endscreen

Which one wins? I can't work it out!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that bloody cat. I suspect the pair have been sparing partners for some time...

[Chuck]

And the fox got a 3 course meal!

[Dot]

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

[ucdailoi]

Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!

1.
Kidnappers are not very
interested in you.

2.
In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be released first.

3.
No one expects you to run --
anywhere.

4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
'Did I wake you?'

5.
People no longer view you as a
hypochondriac.

6.
There is nothing left
to learn the hard way.

7.
Things you buy now will
never wear out.

8.
You can eat
supper at 4 PM.

9.
You can live without sex
but not your glasses.

10.
You get into heated arguments
about pension plans.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

11.
You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

[Newcastle George]

I can't agree with you on 9 or 11.

George

[T1 Terry]

You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.

If you drive a Kombi or a 3500 diesel Mazda you still see the speed limit as a challenge
As I haven't made it to the 60's or 70's yet but I have clocked over the 50 mark, I'll certainly be agreeing with George in not agreeing with you about the other one as well not looking forward to old age if these are part of the prerequisites