Kids say the darnest things...
Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:52 pm
A**little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.*
*
*The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small. *
*The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. *
*Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible. *
*The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. *
*The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' *
*The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.**
*A**Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see
each child's work. **
*As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was. *
*The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'*****
*The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' *
*Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, 'They will in a minute.'**
*A**Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds. **
*After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?' *
*Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'**
*O**ne day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her
brunette head. **
*She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of
your hairs white, Mum?' *
*Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' *
*The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'**
*T**he children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. **
*'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael, He's a doctor..' *
*A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the
teacher, she's dead.'**
*
*The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small. *
*The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. *
*Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible. *
*The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. *
*The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' *
*The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.**
*A**Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see
each child's work. **
*As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was. *
*The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'*****
*The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' *
*Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, 'They will in a minute.'**
*A**Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds. **
*After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy
Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?' *
*Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'**
*O**ne day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had
several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her
brunette head. **
*She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of
your hairs white, Mum?' *
*Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' *
*The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'**
*T**he children had all been photographed, and the teacher was
trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. **
*'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all
grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's
Michael, He's a doctor..' *
*A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the
teacher, she's dead.'**
God help us all.