I was taught to always respect my elders.
It’s getting harder.
Thought for Today
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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BruceS
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Re: Thought for Today
Told my Dr I broke my arm in two places.............
He told me to stop going to those places!!
He told me to stop going to those places!!
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BruceS
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
Where there’s a will, there’s a long-lost relative with a lawyer.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
Something on Insiders this morning
"The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the first 6 weeks"
"The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the first 6 weeks"
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
SWMBO just asked me to get the grater from the kitchen drawer.
I handed her a grater, and she said, “No, that’s the big one. I want the other one.”
Turns out she wanted the lesser grater.
I handed her a grater, and she said, “No, that’s the big one. I want the other one.”
Turns out she wanted the lesser grater.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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RobertNotBob
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Re: Thought for Today
Not sure if this one has been posted before, worth a chuckle
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T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Re: Thought for Today
Teacher: What do you call someone who continues talking long after everyone has lost interest?
After a long silence the teacher calls out a students name to give the answer because he is clearly not paying attention .....
Young Johnny looks startled and asks for the question to be repeated, so the teacher repeats the question a tad of anger in her voice
Johnny, after a few moments thought: Either a teacher or a politician ..... probably why I missed the question the first time .....
T1 Terry
After a long silence the teacher calls out a students name to give the answer because he is clearly not paying attention .....
Young Johnny looks startled and asks for the question to be repeated, so the teacher repeats the question a tad of anger in her voice
Johnny, after a few moments thought: Either a teacher or a politician ..... probably why I missed the question the first time .....
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
If we have data, let’s look at data. If all we have are opinions, let’s go with mine. – Jim Barksdale, former Netscape CEO
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Greynomad
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Re: Thought for Today
Q: What do you call someone who specializes in designing dog kennels.
A: A Barkitecht.
A: A Barkitecht.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
--
"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields