Mummy, how was I born... ?
Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:53 am
A 7 year old girl asks her mother; “Mummy, how was I born?"
Mum smiled and replied:
“Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a special little seed.
Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.
After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant ...
Dried the leaves ...
Smoked them and got so high that ...
We had sex without a condom!"
Gets you all choked up, eh?
Mum smiled and replied:
“Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a special little seed.
Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.
After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant ...
Dried the leaves ...
Smoked them and got so high that ...
We had sex without a condom!"
Gets you all choked up, eh?