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Mummy, how was I born... ?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:53 am
by Chuck
A 7 year old girl asks her mother; “Mummy, how was I born?"

Mum smiled and replied:

“Well, once upon a time, Daddy and I decided to plant a special little seed.

Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.

After a while, the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.

So we took the plant ...

Dried the leaves ...

Smoked them and got so high that ...

We had sex without a condom!"



Gets you all choked up, eh?

Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:21 am
by T1 Terry
:lol: Love it :lol:

Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:07 pm
by supersparky
A lot of kids got born that way, probably still do.
Thanks for another good one Chuck. :lol: :lol:

Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 10:52 pm
by Dot
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 3:24 pm
by Greynomad
Doesn’t have to be weed... a good bottle of red achieves the same result. :shock: :oops: ;)

Re: Mummy, how was I born... ?

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:46 am
by Chuck
I've drunk red but doubt if any of them could be classified as 'good'...so will take your word & first hand knowledge on that one.

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