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B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
I had to post this
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I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise ready for my day. Don’t take my word for it, just try it yourself so you can receive and feel the beneficial power of the sun through your anus.
Remember to start your week by charging you anus with the power of the sun. Your anus is considered the “Fourth Eye” and it’s directly connected to your “Third Eye” and pineal gland. Absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system. For many people in the world their anus is the seat of their consciousness and their consciousness needs brightening, what better way to brighten your mood by getting light to the darkest area of your body; if more people received nourishing light particles through their anus I believe there would be far less assholes in the world.
Seriously though, it’s important to love the skin you live in, love your body and love yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally. Spend time in your natural state in nature feeling the sun on your skin.

Dot, you are probably right. It must be a 'thing' for the woke people and cancel culture, that they do in private.
I know a few people that think the sun shines out their ar$e.

Dot wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:07 pm B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
I had to post this
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I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise ready for my day. Don’t take my word for it, just try it yourself so you can receive and feel the beneficial power of the sun through your anus.
Remember to start your week by charging you anus with the power of the sun. Your anus is considered the “Fourth Eye” and it’s directly connected to your “Third Eye” and pineal gland. Absorbing sunlight through your anus is a great way to recharge your whole system. For many people in the world their anus is the seat of their consciousness and their consciousness needs brightening, what better way to brighten your mood by getting light to the darkest area of your body; if more people received nourishing light particles through their anus I believe there would be far less assholes in the world.
Seriously though, it’s important to love the skin you live in, love your body and love yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally. Spend time in your natural state in nature feeling the sun on your skin.

I can just picture it now, a ring of rings around the Canberra bubble .... well if it rained it would at least show how the Canberra bubbles are formed ...... and it would provide much needed bicycle parking as well. Might even get it adopted by all forms or govt including the upper levels of the public service ...... and a new range of depts, pubic services at national and state levels ...... Would never have caught on back Joh's day, he was against daylight saving so he would not be providing it for free ... but maybe he could have organ-ised a tax on it
A side industry of "cheek spreaders" would also develop, most govt officials are so tight arsed the sun wouldn't be able to penetrate through to the "chocolate star fish" ( if anyone remembers a band by that name, they did announce that this was were their band name came from ..... read into that what you will )

T1 Terry

supersparky wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:40 am
I know a few people that think the sun shines out their ar$e.

David,
Took the words right out of my mouth!!!

Greynomad wrote: ↑Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:10 pm

supersparky wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:40 am
I know a few people that think the sun shines out their ar$e.

David,
Took the words right out of my mouth!!!

Ummmm...... must have left a bad taste Ray .....

T1 Terry

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 4:31 pm ,................
I know a few people that think the sun shines out their ar$e.

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David,
Took the words right out of my mouth!!!

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Ummmm...... must have left a bad taste Ray .....

T1 Terry
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I brushed my teeth after...

I swapped my fangs.