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How I see maths problems:

Q: If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples,
how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

A: Purple, because aliens don’t wear hats.

What ever you are smoking please send me some, cheers

RobertNotBob wrote: ↑Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:02 pm What ever you are smoking please send me some, cheers

I was thinking along the lines of suggesting Jon extend Ray and Joy an invite to this yrs Taggerty. Maybe Ray will do some of his special "Cookies" for the men's cooking comp and be the only "First timer" to win the comp ...... well if anyone is in any sort of condition to do the scoring paperwork anyway

T1 Terry

I'll bring the Tim Tam's then.

supersparky wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:54 pm I'll bring the Tim Tam's then.

Yehhh Maaaate
Tim-Tams being slightly porous will accept a good dose of "home-brewed gunja" being injected into them,
Ehhh-hem ,,,, don't ask me how I know this ( shaking head, and clearing throat, with memories of a strange night many years ago )



Ron

Noggins wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 11:03 am

supersparky wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:54 pm I'll bring the Tim Tam's then.

Yehhh Maaaate
Tim-Tams being slightly porous will accept a good dose of "home-brewed gunja" being injected into them,
Ehhh-hem ,,,, don't ask me how I know this ( shaking head, and clearing throat, with memories of a strange night many years ago )



Ron

Well there ya go, never too old to learn eh! Never thought of injecting it straight into the Tim Tams, only ever had Choc chip Cookies made using the butter, must be too ol'skool to be up with latest innovations Might actually get away with taking a thermos of coffee and a packet of Tim Tams to a concert, the hash brownies and choc chip cookies always get confiscated .... but with a broad smile from the security indicating they won't actually be going into the bin ......

T1 Terry

Works on on chocolate coated Teddy Bears biscuits as well. At least that's what my informed sources have to say.

supersparky wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:16 pm Works on on chocolate coated Teddy Bears biscuits as well. At least that's what my informed sources have to say.

Spread between two choclate coated Schotch finger biscuits ...... starting to get hungry just thinking about it I can't imagine my eye sight getting any worse than it is at the moment so ...... Some how I don't think it would be a good choice for Tuesday lunch, just before I go in for this lot of needles in the eyes

T1 Terry

How disappointing, T1.
That must be really needling you.

I should have seen that coming .......

T1 Terry