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Phil's new song
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:21 pm
by BruceS
Was "I fought the law & the law won"
But ..............
It's now "I fought the saw & the saw won"!!!
Hard to give 'the bird' now Phil!!!???
Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 8:16 pm
by Dot
He was told NOT to poke his nose but as usual he didn't listen. But he can do a Dave Allen now.

Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2021 7:43 pm
by mottleemob
Yep a bit shorter on one finger oh well i still have others to pick my nose
cheers Phil
Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 8:46 am
by BruceS
You know if there isn't a photo of it, it never happened, don't you??
Be careful folks..... we aren't bullet proof you know!!!
(says he who nearly sliced off a finger a week ago with a hacksaw!!!)
Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:14 am
by Greynomad
Bruce,
You need to use power tools to do a proper job of it.
Hand tools are too slow, you’ll realise there’s a problem before the finger is completely removed.

Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2021 6:16 pm
by T1 Terry
Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 9:14 am
Bruce,
You need to use power tools to do a proper job of it.
Hand tools are too slow, you’ll realise there’s a problem before the finger is completely removed.
Ummmm..... well, unless it's knife or other sharp implement .... and a good mate discovered at a young age that cutting detonators in half with side cutters works well for removing multiple fingers in one go ......

He says he now has the advantage of being able to hold a steel rule as a straight edge without having to bend his fingers to get them out of the way, a neat row of digit ends sloping from the pinky finger back towards the thumb so all five digits rest on the rule at the same time ..... he claims to have one of the very early surgical digital modifications that really started with a bang ........
T1 Terry
Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2021 5:34 pm
by Dot
Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:06 pm
by BruceS
Coming along nicely Phil!!!
philfing.jpg
Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:49 pm
by supersparky
Ouch, that musta hurta motsa. Get well soon.
Re: Phil's new song
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2021 7:51 pm
by RobertNotBob
Looks good Phil many years ago I was holding a bit of timber and using the electric planner. Now my little finger on the left hand is a 1/4 inch shorter.