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you don't know?

Where do you put the rough end?

jon_d wrote: ↑Thu Jul 06, 2023 8:29 pmyou don't know?

Well I do now jd I had to ask Nigel

Ray, It's a colon scratcher

Early type of haemorrhoid remove? Perhaps they are into the natural therapy treatment thing and that is a piece of equipment hanging out to dry .....


Could also be a green pineapple being hung out in the sun to ripen, maybe it would fall off the rope up the other way?

T1 Terry

A pineapple somewhere in the garden indicates a swingers household.

jon_d wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:52 pm A pineapple somewhere in the garden indicates a swingers household.

what about pineapple farmers??

Dot wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 11:01 pm

jon_d wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:52 pm A pineapple somewhere in the garden indicates a swingers household.

what about pineapple farmers??

Just saw a post on farcebook, apparently it's only if the pineapple is inverted. So the farmers are ok.
It's a big thing on cruise boats, according to that post.

jon_d wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:52 pm A pineapple somewhere in the garden indicates a swingers household.

So the female occupant has big droopy tits? How far do they droop to be classed as swingers? A trip through any Murray Bridge shopping centre would suggest there would be a lot of households with upside pineapples hanging outside in the local area .....

T1 Terry

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Mon Jul 10, 2023 1:07 pm

jon_d wrote: ↑Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:52 pm A pineapple somewhere in the garden indicates a swingers household.

So the female occupant has big droopy tits? How far do they droop to be classed as swingers? A trip through any Murray Bridge shopping centre would suggest there would be a lot of households with upside pineapples hanging outside in the local area .....

T1 Terry

To get an accurate "swing measurement" they have to bend over to get the momentum going.