https://www.ozervnews.com

·

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother
that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

Poor dad, he's in for a bit of a tickn' off and probably a bit more, or would that be less, when he gets back.

supersparky wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:04 pm Poor dad, he's in for a bit of a tickn' off and probably a bit more, or would that be less, when he gets back.

If his name is Bobbit then we know the outcome of that .

Funny story about nudist beach, years ago when our boys were kids we use to go up to the northern end of a local beach where a creek ran into the ocean, we had a LWB Landrover, we’d drive way up away from the nudist mob, we always took our curly coated retriever wth us, there we were having a great time the boys enjoying using their body boards in the creek running out into the ocean & along came a bloke from the other end with a real dangler, well the dog took off after him with the kids yelling calling him back, fortunately the dog did stop & the bloke turned to walk back south, one always wonders what might have been.

Shirley your story reminded me of a childhood incident I had along with a school friend. We were sitting on the nature strip outside our house in Melb when along came a guy, he opened his coat to reveal his dangler, both of us kids pointed at it and started laughing and the guy took off, being kids we also took off after him still laughing. He disappeared into the shops never to be seen again. Wouldn't mind the opportunity these days.

Sort of similar... when daughter was about 15 her and two of her friends were walking back to our place. When a car pulled up beside them, daughter thought he was asking directions...
No he pulled aside his clothing to reveal his thingy... daughter being as product of me said is that all you have...my dad's is bigger with that the girls done a runner...but...not before getting his number plate...
He was caught by the. Police a few days later...
Bernie.