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NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:43 pm
by BruceS
News just in from NZ......



Hawke's Bay police have found a hatchback crammed with four men and 11 stolen sheep.

A patrol came across the hatchback in a rural area near Hastings at 1am today, a police spokesman said.

The sheep had been hog-tied, and were lucky to still be alive.

"The constables were appalled to find the sheep in this condition."

The four men have been charged with theft and ill treatment of the animals. They will appear in the Hastings District Court. The sheep have been returned to their owners.

In May 2010 Hastings police caught four men with sheep forced into the boot and back seat of a Mazda 626. Two of the sheep had suffocated.


Gotta ask how come 4 men need 11 sheep?

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:00 pm
by Dot
And I bet those men were all of the other race going to take free tucker to a Tangi (A tangi is a feast at a funeral) Nothing will happen because of the "scared to say anything brigade"

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:10 pm
by Chuck
admin wrote:
Gotta ask how come 4 men need 11 sheep?

Rotational roster... :lol:

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:16 pm
by T1 Terry
They couldn't fit the 12th one in?

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:32 pm
by wanderer
T1 Terry wrote:They couldn't fit the 12th one in?
They should have used this.

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:28 pm
by mottleemob
Would they by any chance be used as sex slaves? :o
cheers phil
:mrgreen:
PS Did i say that ? :lol:

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:35 pm
by T1 Terry
Maybe they were setting up a brothel, a sharing shed ;)

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:04 pm
by dapope
Woolly Bullies!

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:35 pm
by Dot
FOR SALE>>>
Gumboots all sizes.
Velcro gloves one size fits all
Shin pads
Knee pads for the extra tall
Lipsticks of all shades
Deodorants
Shears if needed for de dagging.
Biodegradeable rubbish bag for wool clippings with the LNT logo.
Balaclavas for the shy clients
Paper bags for the sheep.

Re: NZ sheep theft

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:48 pm
by T1 Terry
Dot wrote:FOR SALE>>>
Gumboots all sizes.
Velcro gloves one size fits all
Shin pads
Knee pads for the extra tall
Lipsticks of all shades
Deodorants
Shears if needed for de dagging.
Biodegradeable rubbish bag for wool clippings with the LNT logo.
Balaclavas for the shy clients
Paper bags for the sheep.
Are you selling these as a kit or is this part of the right of age thing in NZ and you got yours by mistake?...... or have you raided Norman's cupboard :lol: :lol: