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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
I'm first in the queue
by 2foot6 » Mon Mar 20, 2023 12:13 pm
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I'M SAYING NUFIN AGAIN I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND :lol: :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Mon Mar 20, 2023 7:48 pm
Proven Covid test
by 2foot6 » Wed Mar 15, 2023 10:39 am
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This test is amazing
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Bandit reckons his farts don't stink either. Maybe they both have covid. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Wed Mar 15, 2023 8:39 pm
Miss Piggy chops
by 2foot6 » Thu Mar 09, 2023 11:15 pm
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Last post by Noggins Fri Mar 10, 2023 11:58 am
One for us nerds…
by Greynomad » Thu Jan 26, 2023 8:10 pm
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Son-&-Heir got it immediately… and he’s a nurse & computer nerd. :D
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Feb 25, 2023 9:38 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:27 am
One for Wayno
by Greynomad » Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:24 am
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Didn’t know you are a cartoonist…
😁
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:24 am
Another world truth
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:38 am
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Nup, just making sure it was sent.
Don't mind two for one. :?
That finally explains Tanks double posts.
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Last post by jon_d Thu Feb 23, 2023 8:32 pm
So THAT’S Why!
by Greynomad » Thu Feb 16, 2023 12:10 am
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Jezzus
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Last post by wayno Tue Feb 21, 2023 8:04 pm
Jim Jefferies
by wayno » Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:18 pm
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Hands up if you know this person.
If so, should I post his work here?
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You got it in one, Bernie,
Most people here don't know his name, only the switched on one's know who he is.
I don't open link's, so I'm still in...
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Last post by wayno Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:49 pm
For T1
by Greynomad » Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:25 pm
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:shock:
(Note glazed look.)
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:41 pm
One for us old rockers…
by Greynomad » Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:16 pm
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ROCKERS ... :lol: :roll: ... I dont think so ... :roll: Got sheet music right but ...!!!
Now dis more...
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Last post by Vik351 Mon Feb 13, 2023 4:47 pm
Marital devotion
by Greynomad » Mon Feb 13, 2023 10:33 am
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Feb 13, 2023 10:33 am
Truth at last!!!
by Greynomad » Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:02 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 12, 2023 2:02 pm
feel like a woman!
by BruceS » Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:12 am
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I love it!!
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Well, Bruce,
What's the joke??
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The bloke hung the shirt on his member when he gave it to her when he should have bin givin...
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Last post by Vik351 Sat Feb 11, 2023 4:30 pm
Bl@@dy Obvious, Innit?
by Greynomad » Sun Feb 05, 2023 12:13 pm
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That is funny
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Last post by Dot Sun Feb 05, 2023 5:28 pm
OH Crappppp
by 2foot6 » Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:20 am
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Sent another Pm but it got lost again, so sent an email :) :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Sun Feb 05, 2023 10:44 am
Shopping
by Greynomad » Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:51 pm
I bought some milk at the supermarket yesterday.
The checkout girl asked if I wanted the milk in a bag.
I said, “No thanks. Just leave it in the...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:51 pm
Dietary Advice
by Greynomad » Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:46 pm
I recommend you avoid sushi.
It’s a bit fishy.
:roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jan 28, 2023 7:46 pm
Political Old but a goodie
by Dot » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:32 pm
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Walking down the street, a Member of Parliament is hit by a lorry and dies. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter. He says,
'Welcome to...
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A rehash of an oldie, but still worth a laugh
Vladimir Putin and two friends, a Chechen warlord and an Amur Oblast governor, had car trouble in the...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 18, 2023 4:21 pm
Book Review
by Greynomad » Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:34 pm
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T'other day I read a biography of the man who invented Lifesavers .
He made a mint!
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Found a book at the opshop, “Exploring a Haunted House” by Hugo First.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:56 am
Bledisloe Cup
by Peter » Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:08 pm
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The Bledisloe Cup
The schedule has been released for next year’s Bledisloe Cup.
At 6pm players will enter the field and line up either side of...
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Peter,
You forgot the coin-toss by a homeless indigenous female who was abused by a truckie in 2010.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jan 11, 2023 8:51 am
Unemployed?
by BruceS » Thu Jan 05, 2023 7:35 pm
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Read the last line until you get it!!!
Paddy and Mick worked together in the factory and were both laid off. At the unemployment office,Paddy was...
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Ah, but does Mick wear them home?
:o :shock:
Nup, just made to fit most Mick's ;)
vik... :roll:
Only if they are Catholic's ;)
Yea,...
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Last post by Vik351 Tue Jan 10, 2023 9:10 pm
De-flation...
by BruceS » Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:17 am
A little humour to begin your day
He’s hot and he’s single . . . He lives right across the street. I can see his house from my living room. My eyes...
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Last post by BruceS Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:17 am
Spot the difference
by Greynomad » Fri Jan 06, 2023 8:58 am
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Gee, George,
You’re pretty good at spotting things!!!
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Jan 07, 2023 8:06 am
Another Q&A
by Greynomad » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:34 am
Q: How many beers does it take to get a bird drunk?
A: Toucans.
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