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Todays sarcasm post

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I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
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Evolution worked well for a few million years. It's a shame that a few misfits have been able to put an end to it.
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Fifty shades of ....

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Another Fifty shades......

Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . .. .
A little to the right . .. . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . .. . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end . .. . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . .. with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . . Forwards then backwards .. . . .
Forward then backward . .. . ..
Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . ..
Her face was flushed . . . ..
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . . ..
She shouted . . . . :






















*"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't park the thing. . . ..*
* You do it . . .. . !!"*
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves

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