Where is everyone these days?? there has been no "lawn mowing" orders here

Norman has been a very naughty boy today, he has been outside most of the day and his leg has swollen up again and now he is paying for it as it has now puffed right up with fluid and it's now oozing so he has been banished to bed. As well as the swelling he is having a bad time with the "restless leg syndrome" and that is giving him hell.. The boring one aka Helen is also here to add to the "naughty antics" of the day.The cooler weather is also playing silly buggers, cold as what ever today, can't win. Guess what?? my pussy has lost some weight, so Norman says

Who watched the GP today?? not a bad race either, not too many mishaps at all. Have to ring the mechanic tomorrow to see how he is going with the bus service as we have a lot of packing to do for Easter..
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.