Banal .. Open to any topic on and off topics etc

[T1 Terry]

I have just read up on the cats medication and WE will be starting them tomorrow.. One of the side effects in humans is ,,, wait for it,,,,, spontaneous orgasms (for the girls) and the best if for the boys,,, their side effect is "arousal disfunction" (Ladies only may PM me for the name of the drug)

So, it's back on the push bike for you Dottie and elbow pads for George?

[RussellB[SA]]

Reminds me of a girl I knew who had an orgasm every time she sneezed, I asked her what she was taking for it and she said...........



SNEEZING POWDER

[Dot]

What is the matter with you ol boy? no need to waste the energy peddling a bike when the pill does all the work for you

[T1 Terry]

Hmmmm....... Only a few days left in this year and I haven't been banned or got a letter..... how do I answer that one Dottie

[Dot]

You have fallen under my spell of niceness and love OR was it the threat of another whisper in your shell like

[Dot]

I was looking for a member I wanted to contact and noticed an awful lot of people who have joined but not posted as yet.. I was wondering why? are you worried about posting or what? the first post is always the hardest to do and some feel like they may not be answered or might feel silly, not to fear here so if you are just lurking give it a go.. Post away. And I found the person I was looking for Now going to look at the xmas lights of Strath.. x

[Dot]

Who is watching the Monty Python Almost the truth... The black knight cracks me up

[dapope]

didnt know it was on,,, getting Mrs Browns christmas part 2

[Dot]

My sister and I are off to Ikea today (without the men) a peaceful day of zombi wondering and getting nothing most likely he he.. So Always look on the brighter side of life, duh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh,

[Dot]

Come on you lot,, am I the only one that speaks banal?? do not answer that unless you want a letter.. Yesterday G blessed the car with a new battery as I said it was sluggish when starting,,, yeah right Still said it was a bit the same when we were in town yesterday but do men listen nah, so today my sister and I head down the street to do the antique shops over again then went to my friends for a natter as you do,, went to go home and wallah NOTHING, not even a clicking noise of anything,, I gave the terminals a bashing and those other things you tap with the hammer but still O so rang the "men" to come and get us,, They in turn tried to turn the motor over did the same thing as me tap here and there to no avail so I got pissed off and rang the RAA, had to get the flat top to take the car to the mechanics??? starter motor, that will most likely take a week now to get the dam thing done.. Why did my first have to fall off the perch Men hey Going out for tea tonight as my sister and husband and their 2 schnauzers are heading back to scary Melb in the morning.. Might then get a few days break before the next mob turn up And if you are at all interested my pussy is eating very well and is looking rather perky on her extra pills