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Re: Bar jokes
Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:32 am
by Greynomad
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
Ba-boom, TISH!!
Re: Bar jokes
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2018 10:55 pm
by Greynomad
From the British Motorcar Licensing test paper of 1938:
Q: A man bursts out of a one-way street the wrong way, spears across the road without giving way to cross traffic, mounts the steps and smashes through the doors of a public house, ending up hard against the bar.
Is he liable for damages?
A: Only if he has his car with him.
Re: Bar jokes
Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:51 pm
by T1 Terry
Shamelessly stolen from another forum.
So was at a bar last night and saw this rather solidly built female wearing a shirt that said, "caution, I'm a maneater"
I walked up to the girl and timidly said, "excuse me, Miss... about your shirt"
She interrupted me before I could continue and furiously shouted; "Oh let me guess, you're here to make a comment about how I'm so fat and how I actually eat men.. I can't help my weight you know. I have feelings too and your comments can really hurt."
I looked at her, confused and said; "That's actually not what I was going to say at all."
"Oh.." she replied as a smile started to come across her face. "What were you going to say?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."
Re: Bar jokes
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:34 am
by Greynomad
T1 Terry wrote: ↑Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:51 pm
Shamelessly stolen from another forum.
T1,
I might be just a bit slow on this one.
Just noticed your comment while browsing old jokes here.
FYI, I lifted this one from a book I inherited from my father, published in 1935, called “You Have Been Warned” by Fougasse & McCullough. It’s a satire on driving in the 1930s.
Not aware that anything similar had been posted anywhere.
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