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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jan 02, 2023 7:43 pm
The Vicars False Teeth
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Dot »
Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:58 pm
Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second...
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Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:58 pm
My mate Dave
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Greynomad »
Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:40 pm
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My mate Dave has just returned from a holiday in Bali.
He had a bit of trouble on re-entry, as he lost his ID over there.
I now call him Dav.
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Oh dear :roll:
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Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:41 pm
It’s Christmas!!
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Greynomad »
Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:46 pm
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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me a ChapStick, and put it on my bill.”
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Thu Dec 29, 2022 9:07 am
Horsey Rides (with little Johnny)
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Dot »
Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:47 pm
That little b-----d Little Johnny was passing his parents bedroom in the
middle of the night in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Dec 20, 2022 10:47 pm
dogs cost money!
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BruceS »
Sat Dec 10, 2022 8:02 am
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Bloody dog swallowed the Christmas lights off the tree so I had to take her to the vet. Cost me a fortune for the vet to remove them but the dog was...
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Very bright of you, Bruce!
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Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:39 pm
A swaggies breakfast
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Peter »
Sat Dec 10, 2022 9:02 pm
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Been reminiscing today with an old mate today we worked together as stockmen on a cattle station in the 1960's . Everything was done on horses back...
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I’ve known that one as a “Dingo’s Breakfast”.
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Sun Dec 11, 2022 11:37 pm
2 drunks
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Dot »
Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:21 pm
TWO DRUNKS WERE LAYING IN THE GUTTER!
ONE DRUNK HAD HIS FINGER UP THE OTHER DRUNKS BUTT HOLE!
A COP WALKS UP AND SAYS: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Dec 09, 2022 4:21 pm
Christmas dilemma
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BruceS »
Sat Dec 03, 2022 10:10 pm
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Need some important advice here..!!
My kids keep finding their Christmas presents that I’ve hidden around the house.. Someone suggested that I should...
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At least install a light so they can see the spiders :lol: but maybe remove the ladder, if they can see there way around up there they might escape...
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Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:31 am
Mother Superior lay dying
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Dot »
Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:36 pm
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In a convent the 98 year old Mother Superior lay dying.The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey more comfortable.
They tried...
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Ha ha ha, Dot , you are in trouble now. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sat Dec 03, 2022 9:52 pm
Fisherman's Funeral...
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Chuck »
Wed Aug 12, 2015 11:27 am
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A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.
Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A...
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Well there must be some real slow thinkers here. The ones that are even slower still haven't got it yet... :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Thu Dec 01, 2022 2:44 pm
The Mountie
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Dot »
Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:31 pm
A woman went into a bar and saw a Canadian Mountie with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
She asked him if...
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Last post by Dot
Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:31 pm
Almost big enough
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2foot6 »
Wed Nov 16, 2022 6:37 pm
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OK for a leprechaun :lol:
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It's a Groper ;)
In something that small it would be hard not to… 😜
Ray ....... Now Dottie will be on the 'puter ordering one :lol:
T1 Terry
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Mon Nov 21, 2022 11:34 am
An oldie but a goodie
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Dot »
Sat Nov 19, 2022 12:02 am
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Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea, two prawns were swimming around.
One called Justin and the other called Christian.
The...
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Double groan… 🤢
The second one for discovering archaeology as a hobby!
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Sat Nov 19, 2022 12:09 am
try new church
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Dot »
Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:24 pm
I decided to go to the local mosque for the first time to see what it was all about.
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand...
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Last post by Dot
Tue Nov 15, 2022 4:24 pm
Caught out
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2foot6 »
Thu Oct 27, 2022 8:24 pm
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Doesn't everyone still hold hands ? 56 years for us, Bruce stops me at jewellery store, always asks do you want something :D
It you or Bruce that...
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Sun Oct 30, 2022 1:47 pm
Scenic tourist spot
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Greynomad »
Wed Oct 19, 2022 8:54 am
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Correct, Terry!
Boasting about being humble is the definition of ‘oxymoron’.
So, it's not some twit swinging a gas axe around then ......
No,...
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Fri Oct 28, 2022 7:28 pm
Just saying
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Dot »
Sun Oct 23, 2022 9:46 pm
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Is that why older women are hunched over and suffer bad necks? Could also explain the rounded shoulders in older men and that pained look on their...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Oct 24, 2022 5:39 pm
Chocolate discussion
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Dot »
Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:29 pm
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Watch where you poke, Keith! :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad
Thu Oct 20, 2022 11:41 pm
Smart kid
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Dot »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 4:12 pm
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I got pulled over on the M6 for going 15 Kph over the speed limit. 🚓
As the Garda started walking up to my car, i rolled my windows down ..... 🚙...
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Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:41 pm
just my luck
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Dot »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:21 pm
Yesterday I received a friend request from a young attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young...
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Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:21 pm
having a fit!
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BruceS »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:19 pm
I was in the pub last night telling my mate the joke about, “What would you do if an epileptic was having a fit in the bath....throw the washing in....
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Last post by BruceS
Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:19 pm
New breed
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Greynomad »
Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:06 am
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Tue Oct 18, 2022 12:06 am
Flying high
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Dot »
Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:12 pm
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An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered...
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That's funny
What a coincidence there is another post titled OH Crappppp
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Mon Oct 17, 2022 10:38 am
men's wishes
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Dot »
Thu Oct 13, 2022 7:00 pm
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One day three men are out having a relaxing day fishing, when suddenly they catch a mermaid. After hauling the mermaid up in a net, she promises that...
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OOOOooooooo, DOTTIE!!
Your feminist hem is showing.
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Good one, though. 👍
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Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:42 pm
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