To bungee or not to bungee

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To bungee or not to bungee

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Q: Why don’t blind people bungee jump?


A: Because it scares the sh!t out of the dog.

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Re: To bungee or not to bungee

Post by T1 Terry »

Greynomad wrote: Tue Nov 05, 2024 1:51 am Q: Why don’t blind people bungee jump?


A: Because it scares the sh!t out of the dog.

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They banned blind sky diving for the same reason ;) :lol:

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