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An oldie Henry Ford joke
by T1 Terry » Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:38 pm
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends....
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:38 pm
This won't get me into trouble!
by SteveW » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:40 am
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Perhaps it’s only a coincidence, but man’s best friend can’t talk.
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And it's not just the Hounds & Pussies!
Our next-door neighbour has a Cocky that's lonely. Calls all evening until full darkness: Ark, Ark, Ark...
If...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Nov 30, 2015 2:43 pm
It's not as bad as they say....
by T1 Terry » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:33 am
Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:33 am
Kiwi mechanic
by bob r » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:05 pm
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But at least they got it right :)
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Last post by Dot Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:06 pm
Joining Facebook after 60...
by norman » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:56 am
When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos,...
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Last post by norman Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:56 am
Willy Lumps
by Dot » Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:23 am
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After a few too many visits to the Pleasure Parlour .
A chap called Craig notices green lumps on his Willy.
So off he goes to the doctor....
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Sun Nov 22, 2015 10:39 am
Not what you wanted to hear
by T1 Terry » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:12 am
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After my Prostate Exam, the doctor left.
Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear:...
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What are you complaining about???
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Last post by Dot Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:42 am
New drink
by Dot » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:14 pm
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> The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a...
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The real concern is the aging workforce, this includes doctors and especially cosmetic surgeons. It won't be long before they start to loose their...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:12 pm
Another Casino John joke
by T1 Terry » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:46 am
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation. They got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find that
they are to be...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:46 am
Gudio. The Italian Lover
by norman » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:37 am
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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was
relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to
attract the eye of a
spectacular...
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:) :) :) same thing happened to me years ago :)!!
Was that before the operation....... or aren't we supposed to talk about that :lol: I'm guessing...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:23 am
Little Bruce
by T1 Terry » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:54 am
Another Casino John laugh
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:54 am
Irish again...
by norman » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:38 am
The foreman of an Irish road crew employed Paddy to paint the white lines
line down the middle of the road.
He told Paddy that he should paint two...
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Last post by norman Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:38 am
New Discovery...
by norman » Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:35 pm
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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25...
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As the process repeats, it just takes one peonic moron to split a administratium in half and trigger the chain reaction again.
If closely viewed the...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:22 am
Fear whilst flying...
by Chuck » Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:06 pm
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The air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line phone rang and was...
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In that case... my work her is done ! :D :D
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Last post by Chuck Sat Nov 07, 2015 8:36 am
The value of the maintenance man v management
by T1 Terry » Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:03 am
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You don't have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.
A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube...
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Yep, that just about sums it up. If you want to find out the easiest way to fix something then ask the bloke/blokette that usually has to do it.
I...
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Last post by supersparky Tue Oct 27, 2015 9:01 pm
Talking Dirty
by T1 Terry » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:56 am
The couple were in a passionate embrace and the sexy young lady whispered in his ear talk dirty to me He thought for a moment then whispered
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:56 am
Three dogs at the vet's...
by Chuck » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:18 am
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and...
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Last post by Chuck Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:18 am
Halaluja Bros & Sisters
by Dot » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:21 pm
A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the...
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:21 pm
A History Book
by Dot » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:15 pm
A curious kid comes running to an elderly man, who is reading a book, and asks him What are you reading?
The elderly man answers, “A history book...
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:15 pm
Is this a scam?
by Dot » Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:22 pm
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Maybe you could test it out and let us all know Dot. :lol: :lol: :roll:
There is already one in there and would be a bit crowded with three.
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Last post by generdawg Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:44 am
Marriage is sharing
by Dot » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:28 pm
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries
and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing...
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Got yu teeth in in Peter?
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:37 pm
Drs words
by Dot » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:20 pm
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A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he...
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Gee Chuck, you are a brave man. :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
Stupid I would say :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:28 am
School answering machine message
by T1 Terry » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:33 am
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An email doing the rounds at the moment, no idea if it's true or not but a good laugh all the same
Read the introductory statements and then wait for...
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:tanks here-- T-1
Thanks for the lead to that, it made my day. GO QUEENSLAND !!
Keith.
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Last post by Keith Morris Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:36 am
Robot For Sale
by Greynomad » Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:28 pm
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Sep 28, 2015 1:28 pm
How Facebook works... without Facebook.
by Chuck » Sun Sep 27, 2015 8:01 am
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For those of my generation who do not use and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists: :?
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while...
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Good one Chuck, sure pays to only have friends that you really know & not post private info.
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