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The Schnauzer...
by Chuck » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:18 am
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet.
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Don't you mean Octopussy?
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:13 pm
Aussie stockman
by bob r » Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:26 pm
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Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quite hotel for their wedding night the man approaches the front desk and asked for a...
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letter been sent :) :) :) :) :) (not)
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:36 pm
Baby's First Doctor Visit
by T1 Terry » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:11 am
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This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
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Do you know a short doctor? :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by SteveW Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:25 pm
An oldie Henry Ford joke
by T1 Terry » Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:38 pm
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Dec 02, 2015 2:38 pm
This won't get me into trouble!
by SteveW » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:40 am
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Perhaps it’s only a coincidence, but man’s best friend can’t talk.
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And it's not just the Hounds & Pussies!
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Nov 30, 2015 2:43 pm
It's not as bad as they say....
by T1 Terry » Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:33 am
Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Chicago , when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking in...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Nov 30, 2015 9:33 am
Kiwi mechanic
by bob r » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:05 pm
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But at least they got it right :)
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Last post by Dot Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:06 pm
Joining Facebook after 60...
by norman » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:56 am
When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos,...
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Last post by norman Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:56 am
Willy Lumps
by Dot » Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:23 am
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After a few too many visits to the Pleasure Parlour .
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Sun Nov 22, 2015 10:39 am
Not what you wanted to hear
by T1 Terry » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:12 am
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After my Prostate Exam, the doctor left.
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What are you complaining about???
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Last post by Dot Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:42 am
New drink
by Dot » Fri Nov 20, 2015 7:14 pm
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> The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a...
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The real concern is the aging workforce, this includes doctors and especially cosmetic surgeons. It won't be long before they start to loose their...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:12 pm
Another Casino John joke
by T1 Terry » Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:46 am
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:46 am
Gudio. The Italian Lover
by norman » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:37 am
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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was
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:) :) :) same thing happened to me years ago :)!!
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 19, 2015 9:23 am
Little Bruce
by T1 Terry » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:54 am
Another Casino John laugh
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:54 am
Irish again...
by norman » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:38 am
The foreman of an Irish road crew employed Paddy to paint the white lines
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Last post by norman Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:38 am
New Discovery...
by norman » Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:35 pm
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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.
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As the process repeats, it just takes one peonic moron to split a administratium in half and trigger the chain reaction again.
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:22 am
Fear whilst flying...
by Chuck » Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:06 pm
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The air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line phone rang and was...
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In that case... my work her is done ! :D :D
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Last post by Chuck Sat Nov 07, 2015 8:36 am
The value of the maintenance man v management
by T1 Terry » Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:03 am
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You don't have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.
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Yep, that just about sums it up. If you want to find out the easiest way to fix something then ask the bloke/blokette that usually has to do it.
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Last post by supersparky Tue Oct 27, 2015 9:01 pm
Talking Dirty
by T1 Terry » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:56 am
The couple were in a passionate embrace and the sexy young lady whispered in his ear talk dirty to me He thought for a moment then whispered
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:56 am
Three dogs at the vet's...
by Chuck » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:18 am
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:18 am
Halaluja Bros & Sisters
by Dot » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:21 pm
A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:21 pm
A History Book
by Dot » Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:15 pm
A curious kid comes running to an elderly man, who is reading a book, and asks him What are you reading?
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Last post by Dot Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:15 pm
Is this a scam?
by Dot » Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:22 pm
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free mammograms.jpg
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Maybe you could test it out and let us all know Dot. :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by generdawg Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:44 am
Marriage is sharing
by Dot » Thu Oct 01, 2015 8:28 pm
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries
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Got yu teeth in in Peter?
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Last post by Dot Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:37 pm
Drs words
by Dot » Sat Oct 03, 2015 6:20 pm
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A doctor broke the bad news to a man, that his wife would have to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital. “I’m afraid her mind’s completely gone,” he...
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Gee Chuck, you are a brave man. :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:28 am
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