Gudio. The Italian Lover

[norman]

A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was
relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to
attract the eye of a

spectacular young blonde woman.





Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to
his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to
his bedroom

where he rattled her senseless.



After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you
finish?"



She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No!"



Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams
of passion.

They finally unclench and, once again, Guido smiles and asks
, "You finish?"



Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles
closer to him and softly answers, "No."



Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman
unsatisfied, Guido reaches for her yet again.

Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but
they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping
the bed sheets.







Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able
to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and
asked again,





"You finish?".

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his
ear, "No! I'm Norwegian."

[Dot]

same thing happened to me years ago !!

[Greynomad]

Dottie,
I thought you were a Niw Zullander, not Finnish...


PS,
How many years ago, Hmmmm?
Before or after Adam's birthday?

[T1 Terry]

same thing happened to me years ago !!

Was that before the operation....... or aren't we supposed to talk about that I'm guessing you weren't called Gudio.... what is the male name equivalent to Dot anyway? Maybe it's comma because it still has the tail bit on it..... yeah, I know, there is a letter being written