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Caravan hints, tips and trick
by T1 Terry » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:34 pm
This one is courtesy of Peter (Pet-els) and the bugger sent in a format that I can't just cut and paste, so I've gotta type each bit so it will be...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:34 pm
Sa I grow older.....
by norman » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:22 pm
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As well as all of the above, I've discovered when I drop stuff, that some sneaky bast**d has been gradually moving the floor further away from me!...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:41 pm
Irish Golfer
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:36 am
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The Irish Golfer
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little leprechaun flat on his back, a...
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Yeah but he didn't say who or what he was doing the bad thing with did he??
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:39 pm
Female medical exam...
by norman » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:24 pm
During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that...
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Last post by norman Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:24 pm
Hypnotist
by Dot » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:08 am
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A woman comes home and says 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?
Well, they're gone!'
'No more headaches?' the husband...
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A young Italian girl was
going on a date.
Her Nonna said:
'Sita here ana letame tella
you about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss...
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Last post by norman Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:19 pm
Notes left in milk bottles
by Dot » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:31 pm
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Dear milkman:
I've just had a baby, please leave another one..
Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.
Cancel one pint after the day...
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Dear milkman:
Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.
Seems there is a lot of that going round on this forum. lol
loaf of dawg
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Last post by generdawg Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:27 am
Where to after same sex marriage?
by T1 Terry » Mon Sep 21, 2015 9:00 am
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I'm sure this will offend someone, it wouldn't be a joke if it didn't :? This one is another Casino John gem, hope you enjoy it
Good morning. We...
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Bugger that , dead pussy is not on my agenda right now.
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:10 pm
Seenager (Senior Teenager)
by Dot » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:36 am
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I...
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Last post by Dot Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:36 am
Man On Moped
by Dot » Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:38 pm
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at the stop light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car...
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 19, 2015 6:38 pm
Lawyer V Farmer
by Dot » Fri Sep 18, 2015 12:26 pm
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Ireland
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As...
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He forgot the rule of the duck.
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Last post by generdawg Sat Sep 19, 2015 11:18 am
The Black Bra
by Dot » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:25 pm
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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried
> friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married
> for 20+ years.
>
>
We were...
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That's OK mate, there will only EVER be one T1! :D
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Last post by supersparky Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:25 am
Actual Australian Court Docket 12659
by Dot » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her..
She immediately moved to another seat.
This...
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Last post by Dot Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm
Sheep or Cow?
by Dot » Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:35 pm
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A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says....
Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.
The...
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I understand they all lived happily ewey after.
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 16, 2015 7:23 pm
Nude Beach
by Dot » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:27 pm
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have...
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You boys are backing yourselves into a corner at the next gathering and I do not think either Joy or Bron will be impressed, but maybe we won't...
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Last post by Dot Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:08 pm
Irish Dr day off
by Dot » Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:32 pm
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
'Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to...
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:32 pm
Son of a preacher man
by T1 Terry » Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:29 pm
An old country preacher......had a teenage son, and it was getting time
the
boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:29 pm
Oscar bought a jeep.
by BruceS » Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:59 pm
WARNING!!! It is a video & will use up data!!!
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Last post by BruceS Thu Sep 10, 2015 5:59 pm
Golf day
by Dot » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:11 pm
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Joke of the day.
A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said Can you please help me, I...
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Same as he always does Dot, total undivided attention if he thinks there may be a walk involved or the chance that he may get a feed. We did the big...
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Last post by supersparky Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:16 pm
Teachers day out
by Dot » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:07 pm
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children...
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Last post by Dot Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:07 pm
Haircut
by Dot » Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:00 pm
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked...
How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and...
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Hey Dot, That guy must have been on the Gold Coast. ....see attached screen grab :lol: :lol:
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Welcome back to cyberspace. :D
That was...
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Last post by Dot Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:30 pm
Always ask... never assume !
by Chuck » Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:07 am
His request approved, the Bulletin Newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone to
call the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:07 am
The Brocolli joke by Harrison Ford.
by Chuck » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:29 am
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It's a goodie... :D
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:o :o :o
So where's the salt? In the cabbage?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:22 am
Ooops
by Dot » Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:02 pm
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The phone goes in the Aussie dressing room Can I speak to Michael Clarke pls ?
He's just gone out to bat
That’s OK, I'll hold
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Whaa? :?
I don't follow cricket.
Could somebody explain?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:53 am
Knickers to you, too!
by Greynomad » Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:51 am
Little Mary came home and told her mother, The boys at school keep asking me to do cartwheels. They say I'm really good at it.
Next time they ask,...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:51 am
Irish again
by Dot » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:49 pm
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Rory Mcllroy drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in a typical Irish...
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:49 pm
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